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_deleted_ 13 points ago +17 / -4

OMG guys I can't say who I am, but Trump's going to come out on stage next week at a rally and introduce America to a real life space alien! Oh fuck fuck fuck, it's going to be huge, because then the alien -his name is Glkanz, he's going to drag out Hillary and Biden and Obama and evaporate them with a ray gun!! Tick tock!! Sorry can't say more but it's going to be HUUGE! Trump will also be reelected 8,000 times! He's immortal!

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AtomicShnoz 2 points ago +2 / -0

shut the fuck up! we're not supposed to talk about that!

Pay no attention to the previous commentor. he is a russian bot and has absolutely no knowledge of the alien we are introducing next week.