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Modus_Pwninz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Small price to pay for glory. Gonna die anyway.

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is nothing small there.

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣

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Og_lurker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes just let me say goodbye to my family first

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

rofl. haha.

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Nes61 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ll eat that booty after a humid day for 4 more years

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Olddadlight 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s suicide.

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha

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ifififififokiedokie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would suck her dick till my lips were raw to secure just 5 more minutes of trump presidency.

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lizardo221 4 points ago +4 / -0

How long?

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

it's a full commitment. As long as it takes.

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lizardo221 6 points ago +6 / -0

You gotta do what you gotta do for America. I'm ready.

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One-Man_Riot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we work in shifts? I'm in.

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lizardo221 3 points ago +3 / -0

The initial impact will crush us like walnuts. This is a one way mission.

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I literally laughed out loud. hahaha!

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One-Man_Riot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Godspeed, soldier! (sniff)

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Move over Beaches of Normandy, hello Beached O'Donnell.

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signature226 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd rather lick the Abrams tooth gap.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Id do it. But there better be schools named after me. Statues made of me. Songs written about my sacrifice.

Now that I think about it, Id want that info to remain classified.

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One-Man_Riot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And today's All Internet Award goes to...

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Landcruzer94 2 points ago +2 / -0

cracks knuckles

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well if it means that Trump gets 4 more years then, yes.

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Olddadlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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PenisWrinkle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd let her cut a fart.

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GTHAYS 2 points ago +2 / -0

How long?

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just strap me down like the clockwork orange and get it over with

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Freedomandliberty20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would gladly bear any curse to save my homeland

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FactorychumpforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive always regreted not serving my country in the military, here’s my chance. I’d eat like Stacey Abrams at Golden Coral.

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Cianevalies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I drink first

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Harold_sachs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d lick her butthole.

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GravityBounce1976 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣