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MAGAlikeLINCOLN 64 points ago +65 / -1

Clinton, Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Kerry, Romney... damn, I don't think 5 will be enough

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orange_dit 28 points ago +29 / -1

It's one incestuous family. They are all related.

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 16 points ago +17 / -1

Related and retarded.

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Aquamine-Amarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

That explains a lot.

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RizzlieDoodad 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's probably why they're trying to get people to stop saying retarded

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YOLO69SWAGG420GG 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm retarded so I'm able to say the word retarded.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tarded, but I only did it once so I’m not re-tarded

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Pepe1776_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Indeed, even Obama. They're also all related to the British crown (except for Trump and Van Buren). An interesting point is that they're supposedly related to King John who was forced to abdicate and sign the Magna Carta, what many historians consider the precursor to the US Constitution.

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Worldtraveler0405 5 points ago +5 / -0

Evidence pede?

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Pepe1776_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183858/All-presidents-bar-directly-descended-medieval-English-king.html

As such, every president other than Van Buren and Trump are related. I don't know if this means anything conspiracy-wise but it's an interesting tidbit.

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d3plor4ble 12 points ago +13 / -1

Brennan and Kissinger gotta be higher up than stupid-ass Romney.

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Worldtraveler0405 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s what I thought: 1) Clinton; 2) Biden; 3) Pelosi; 4) Romney; 5) missing.

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Thegreatcanadianpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obama isn't American so you've named 5.

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bassword_is_benis -6 points ago +2 / -8

I think you're right, patriot... How about 45?... To start with... Now is the time for justice.

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MAGAMatt [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

You have to think that maybe he had a few shots of scotch and then prosecuted those crime families. Liquid courage goes a long way.

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human_centipede 16 points ago +18 / -2

Have you ever fought Satan - ON WEED?

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wartooth6 10 points ago +10 / -0

Every day bro 💨💨💨

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Noire 3 points ago +4 / -1

He's making a sick reference, bro.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are the 'D!
We are the 'D!
We are the 'D!
We are the 'D!
We are the 'D!
We are the 'D!
We are the 'D!

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bassword_is_benis 9 points ago +9 / -0

That takes some serious intestinal fortitude. No amount of imbibing of any substance can fortify you with that. That comes from naturally humungous balls. Folks like this man are born like that. Respect.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

No cap, as the kids say (do they still say that?)!

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Tartarian-King 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bong rip > shots easy

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Shitposter69 10 points ago +10 / -0

That guy's face belongs on the side of a mountain

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Groupthinkgroupthink 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're global, for sure.

For example, The Clinton Foundation operated internationally:

The Clinton Foundation improves lives across the United States and around the world...

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually it just improves the lives of the Clintons

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TypicalEd 95 points ago +97 / -2

When you look at the people he's taken on, it's unreal how he is still around and not wearing cement shoes at the bottom of a river.

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Telcontar2012 47 points ago +49 / -2

The Sicilian mafia had a bounty on his head at $800,000! They wanted him gone big time!

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StraightWhiteCisMale 9 points ago +10 / -1

Interesting. I thought the Mafia had a policy against coming after law enforcement?

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hai_Priesty 19 points ago +20 / -1

All the "Code of Honour" and "Policy" of murderous criminals are bonk the moment they need to fight for their lives. I think most people have too much idealized image of thugs.

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Art-Vandelay41 32 points ago +34 / -2

Cause he used to have a D next to his name, gave him some leeway.

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randomusename 5 points ago +5 / -0

I loved Ron Paul's takedown of Rudy in the debate on blowback, but Rudy is a fighter and all in on MAGA and for President Trump. I fucking love Rudy.

I used to hold a grudge against Rand for endorsing Romney, but Rand fucking outing the fake whistle blower on the Senate floor was more than enough to put that far in the past.

These people love America and are 100% MAGA. They stand with us and I stand with them.

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Worldtraveler0405 5 points ago +6 / -1

Just like Sheriff Clarke.

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human_centipede 24 points ago +25 / -1

I remember him being one of the most calming voices after 9/11

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Knoppers 12 points ago +12 / -0

He handled that crisis pretty well under these circumstances.

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Worldtraveler0405 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, even when people criticized him for faulty gear equipment for firefighters to communicate I read.

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anthemstander 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was a Dem then, but I admired him for going on SNL then. That was gutsy.

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MAGAPlenty 17 points ago +17 / -0

Or the victim of a mugging gone bad with his wallet and wallet contents still intact

Boy, Dems are horribly inept at covering up crimes. But Republicans are horribly tolerant and enable them

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SHALL_NOT 6 points ago +6 / -0

And no pool of blood and no shoes in sight but no grass stains of his socks.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh you mean what we call a “Clinton suicide”?

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

People have two hands, man. Sometimes that happens.

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Burmeister 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nutz he is blessed by god 100%

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Mavdick96 17 points ago +20 / -3

Based America's Mayor. God bless this man. A true patriot.

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DukeNasty2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. We're gonna get 'em on the run boys and once we get 'em on the run we're gonna keep 'em on the run!!!

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stonepony 34 points ago +37 / -3

But, CNN said something about how he chooses to have a drink sometimes. And that Hollywood twit America hater tricked him in to tucking his shirt in on camera.

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MAGAMatt [S] 24 points ago +25 / -1

I’d love to have a drink with Rudy sometime. He seems like a cool guy to have a drink and chat with about history.

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iVote2 15 points ago +16 / -1

Can you imagine the stories he could tell!

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stonepony 7 points ago +13 / -6

Our founding fathers were drunk AF, and they were on heroin and cocaine... And when their baby cried too much at night because it was teething, they would rub a solution of booze/heroin/cocaine on the baby's gums.

The idiots accusing Rudy of being drunk, are making him look better and themselves look worse.

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rn10950 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cocaine wasn't discovered until over 50 years after the revolution, and heroin almost a century.

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stonepony 4 points ago +6 / -2

I think you're referring to when it was officially scientifically isolated and identified and classified.

The Catholic church had a hard time, while they were pillaging South America, to get people to stop chewing coca leaves. That was in the mid 1500's. Opiates were known thousands of years BC.

If people weren't using cocaine and opiates at the time, it's because they didn't have access. Watch the John Adams miniseries to see what a double mastectomy was like back then (bite on this and scream and the doctor will try to cut fast), they would have been thrilled to have heroin.

But yeah. I don't give a fuck if Rudy drinks.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would they even do a double mastectomy back then? They didn't know what breast cancer was, did they?

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stonepony 0 points ago +2 / -2

No doubt they thought the cancer was evil spirits or something.

But they did have brains enough to recognize that it spreads. And they did do mastectomies. Bite on a stick or a belt, and the surgeon will just try to cut quickly.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did not know that.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"In 2020, two days before Election Day, 30 leftists partied at a poetry reading and improv group. According to the bill preserved from the evening, they drank 80 White Claws, smoked 50 hookahs, and ate 40 flatbreads and 120 avocados."

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MAGAMatt [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Liquid courage, bitches!

It doesn’t mean that he is wrong but he has the courage

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Servine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, the scotch on the gum tactic was used widely until around the 2000s

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Vegans4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like he'd be the kind of guy to talk your ear off, and you keep talking for 30 mins after you said "well I better get going" 3 times haha.. but in a charming way

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would probably bore him 😅😭

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human_centipede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Boring Borat pulled similar unfunny/failed humor with Ron Paul. Disgraceful - go back to England.

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loverat 10 points ago +11 / -1

That's rich coming from the fucktards on the side of decriminalising meth and heroin "oooooh he has a drink - wtf do they think Washington runs on?

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jsmith81 4 points ago +4 / -0

And even if he was doing something else - so what? She's 24; an adult. If she came up to me, flirting & asking me to come into the bedroom, you can bet I'd whip my dick out too lmao. People are making a big deal out of it because Sacha came in screaming she's 15, even though she's not & there was no indication she was prior either.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

But when Barry has “a little bit of blow” it’s alright

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dizzle_izzle 12 points ago +14 / -2

Imagine how many times they tried to get rudy to turn on trump.

I bet they threatened him and his family, tried to bribe him, tried to blackmail him.

Rudy is a genius. Also when the MSM said he was washed up, like 20 times I looked k to him because he obviously is on point. That's how the media and deep state do this shit.

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EnemiesDestroyed 3 points ago +5 / -2

Piccolo + Goku versus the world.

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Tartarian-King 5 points ago +6 / -1

Rudy is more of a krillen that makes goku unstoppable, piccolo implies an evil history

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EnemiesDestroyed 3 points ago +5 / -2

Oooo Rudy will serve their heads on a golden destructo-disk!

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Worldtraveler0405 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was gonna say the same thing. Or maybe that Monk living on a dome in the air.

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AlGoreLikesHandjobs 27 points ago +30 / -3

When he pulls this off, AND HE WILL PULL THIS OFF! He will be as significant as a founding farther.

A hundred years from now children will take history exams and his name will be the correct answer to the question: Who is the greatest lawyer in American history?

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bubadmt 10 points ago +11 / -1

2120 CNN/Avenatti News Network: This claim about the greatest lawyer is disputed.

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MAGAPlenty 6 points ago +7 / -1

Rudy Giuliani should go down to the national archives and sign his name on the Declaration of Independence anyway. And Donald Trump too right next to John Hancock

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chez_blunts 2 points ago +4 / -2

Thomas Jefferson? Abraham Lincoln?

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Doggfaceponysoldier 21 points ago +22 / -1

Fuck Ali G

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Albion 16 points ago +16 / -0

Respek. Fuck Borat too.

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Wtf_socialismreally 14 points ago +14 / -0

Let's just cut to the chase and say fuck Sacha

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Albion 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pitiful name for a human male, innit?

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stonepony -4 points ago +1 / -5

Guarantee you, 100%, Rudy watched that new Borat movie, and laughed his ass off.

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VinnyMAGA 17 points ago +18 / -1

He said on his radio program the other day, growing up he wanted to be a priest. Than he wanted to be a doctor.

Instead he became a prosecutor and took down the mafia single handed.

Now, he's defeating even bigger, darker, traitorous swine.

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F2DontShoot 17 points ago +19 / -2

Oh, the media! The media called it!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 11 points ago +11 / -0

WOOOOOWWIIIIEEE

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hollow_fang 10 points ago +10 / -0

All the networks!

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esheki808 5 points ago +5 / -0

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE MEDIA CALLED IT JABRONI!!!!!!!

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b00gies 15 points ago +15 / -0

I grew up in NY and seeing where NYC is headed to, after the cleanup job this man did... Smfh

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pneuma 11 points ago +12 / -1

I'm an Australian in Sydney watching closely coz what happens in the US happens here just a little later. Thank God you have people Like Rudy in your country. He's my mayor too.

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therepublica 9 points ago +9 / -0

We love you Mayor! Keep fighting!

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jomten 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rudy Giuliani and the TEFLON DON

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MLGS 6 points ago +6 / -0

The more effective a Trump ally is, the more demented the communists are about mocking them.

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vietpepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

oh my gosh, he's 76 years old. He looks so young! Probably because he's free from corruption

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WingmanMachete 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen! I pray for him every day.

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AUS4MAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rudy is the true essence of a good lawyer. They can't bring themselves to do it, but even those opposite should recognise that he is not a typical legal mercenary, raising petty lawsuits over financial disputes.

He could have remained a generally revered figure on both sides of normie politics, but he chose to stand up for what he believes in and is using his expertise to support the President.

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aveydey 5 points ago +5 / -0

History will remember Rudy Giuliani as one of the all time greatest Americans. He will be remembered among the all time greats; George Washington, Martin Luther King Jr, Davey Crockett, Neil Armstrong, etc.

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Mel2 5 points ago +5 / -0

His legacy will be historic!

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MAGAMatt [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

I listen to his podcast “Common Sense”

And I ordered some cigars from Famous Smoke Shop.

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voterID1234 0 points ago +1 / -1

cool, but did you also lock your home title?

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like_with_a_cloth 4 points ago +4 / -0

PEDES, come join a Discord server you can actually use!

The Frog Lounge is nearly 400 members strong sharing high energy memes alongside up to date voter fraud information.

https://discord.gg/nbqrZAakS3

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Worldtraveler0405 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder that too. But maybe it was intervention of God, who wanted Giuliani to be there on 9/11 to lead NYC and now together with Trump going after the Swamp as his personal Attorney.

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Harvey09 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ever wonder why ol Rudy was kicking around Ukraine a years ago? Cuz he was already working this case ..... gonna be a Rico. Rudy’s specialty!

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not going to be an easy task!

The Five Families had NOTHING on the power level that families like the Clintons and the Obamas have.

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Equality72521 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a legacy this man will leave behind.

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CeruleanShadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deep Male Voiceover

Rudy Giuliani: America's Mayor.

When you look at the people he's taken on, it's unreal how he is still around and not wearing cement shoes at the bottom of a river.

Exactly, guy gives exactly zero fucks - but imagine what he knows that keeps the powerful at bay, too? If he dies, lots of unsavoury things get known, perhaps?

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EagleI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same pede. Same. I trust more that DJT believes he will work on our side...this time. Sometimes, interests align.

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z89101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worked within the mandates of survival. Happens always...I would wish other patriots facing death by gov't had the protection in our limited timeline.

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throwaway-5947375959 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hmm. We should probably revisit the timeline of events in New York around 2000-2002. It's clear that certain people were terrified when Giuliani ran for New York Senate in 2000. Hillary Clinton moved to New York for the sole purpose of running against him with De Blasio as her campaign manager. Then they turned their media machine on him and he eventually had to drop out due to being diagnosed with prostate cancer. Was it a coincidence that the 9/11 attacks occurred on the scheduled date of the mayoral primary to select the Democratic and Republican candidates to succeed Giuliani or did the timing serve a purpose? Were their plans contingent on Giuliani being a lame duck? After the attacks Giuliani sought an unprecedented three-month emergency extension of his term from January 1 to April 1 under the New York State Constitution and threatened to challenge the law imposing term limits on elected city officials and run for another full four-year term, but the State Assembly and Senate (including Senator Clinton) were successful in blocking this.

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EnemiesDestroyed 2 points ago +3 / -1

I tell you what. I call dibs on him being on MY dodgeball team! PELT EM IN THE SACK RUDY!

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andrewjackson45 2 points ago +3 / -1

We are living through history, people are going to be reading about guliani and Trump thousands of years from now, assuming some evil force does not take over completely later in the future. These men, and others working with them, are literally changing the course of human history, we were on a fast path to absolute ruin and probably a major nuclear world war without them. Now we will be getting back on path for colonizing the stars.

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clemdaog 2 points ago +2 / -0

legend

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htdonald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just watched an old law and order episode that he makes a cameo as the mayor of new york. Season 11 i believe. Oh wait

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 2 points ago +3 / -1

Redy Pilliani

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

A new founding father.

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TotalPackage 2 points ago +3 / -1

a true patriot who has fought tirelessly to eliminate corruption.

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

you know if the swamp wasnt this deep and the left so deranged, communist and godless a democrat victory would have been a plausibility.

But what gets me down is that if Biden steals this, Hiliary looks like shes back in , along with all the war hawks, adn pedos. All the cabal who did this will get immunity. They'll push in their puppets into every power position imaginable and one party solicalist reign will begin.

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voterID1234 2 points ago +4 / -2

I like him too, but to be honest, he was not of much use: failed with the impeachment and Biden's laptop, zero swamp creatures in jail. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Reasonablebb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully the new head of the DOJ. With Sidney and Lin Wood as his assistants.

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Destroy_WithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

"What are the odds that 10 different people in 10 different locations all came up with the idea to call off the count in the middle of the night, then keep counting ballots? What are the odds that Biden pulled ahead in all of those places?"

One astute lawyer watched Rudy's podcast and hypothesized that he was setting up a case for RICO charges.

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Tisshme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Metal of freedom candidate for sure

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy has got Trump's back right now BIG TIME. They have known each other so long and I like to think they decided to work on this together. I don't know if everyone remembers but be was at the infamous Red Dinner and during the part where Hillary gave her speech, he looked like a man on fire.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I gotta get in on this. Love the guy!

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AnnKesler46 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go Rudy! America is praying for you, this country, and our President.

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Spotlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he could only figure out the 3 second delay on phone interviews lol