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BulletsForTeeth 73 points ago +73 / -0

Any conservative platform is a threat to these wingnuts. You can have a cooking/recipe platform that features American Pie recipes and Yankee Doodle Macaroni cooking shows and the Left would fucking REEEE all over it.

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hloblart 20 points ago +21 / -1

It might even have American Flags in the background, the horror.

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Sniff_N_Blow_2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

You know who else cooked in front of flags? HITLER!

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Prussian_Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

👌🏻 noice

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DefaultFreedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can only have the stuff in Elizabeth Warren's Pow Wow Chow.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aww I was really looking forward to the lobster sandwiches from her cook book though, an obvious native American favorite!

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hiddensfinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a donkey, stuck his finger up his ass and called it macaroni

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BulletsForTeeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

You should write children's books.