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Bank of America hears its American customers and responds! (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by catsfive +7495 / -0
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juicemoney9 288 points ago +288 / -0

Well the government already uses me as an atm so...

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Kekistaniphil 89 points ago +89 / -0

No, you do. It's a 9 digit number they assign you at birth and use to track all your most important transactions and it has Social in the name.

Sounds real American, doesn't it?

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CheekyBastard 25 points ago +25 / -0

BASED

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Starman 8 points ago +8 / -0

And forgot to mention that Truman's administartion made a complete shitshow of the Korean War, by leaving the US armed forces completely unprepared for it. Cut the budget so hard, the Navy could hardly assemble a suitable fleet, and the Army had to scavenge old Shermans. Fuck Dems.

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Moriartis 11 points ago +11 / -0

For anyone that doubts this comment. There are Economists from UCLA that proved mathematically that NIRA, the National Industrial Recovery Act, a piece of New Deal legislation, lengthened the Great Depression by at least 7 years all by itself.

The reason is that FDR's administration was so economically ignorant they theorized that low prices by companies were leading to low wages, so NIRA allowed companies to engage in collusion, which is normally illegal, so long as producers sent some of the extra money to their workers. This resulted in the price of goods skyrocketing and a very minor increase in wages, which lead to severe economic stagnation and the middle class and the poor couldn't afford even basic amenities.

Within a year or two of it's passing, NIRA was struck down as unconstitutional, but because FDR had stacked everything with political appointees, it was still enforced for several years after it was deemed unconstitutional.

That single piece of legislation resulted in 7 years economic depression. Just imagine what the rest of the New Deal legislation did.

Source: studied this in college getting my Econ degree. The UCLA studies are archived online.

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beacray 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was WW2 that brought us out of the Depression as well as Truman. FDR was able to use the novelty of the radio to manipulate people. FDR was the original media manipulator. He brought on the Big Government into our lives.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends on how it is looked at.

No longterm economic opportunities.

Jet Planes.

Nuclear Power.

An auto company called Jeep.

There is someone today who owns a company making radars, their house is powered with electricity created by nuclear, they fly on planes and drive a Jeep.

Eisenhower figured out transportation was important in WW2, and a place like Germany already had huge road systems, so Eisenhower would later build the roads. They still exist, and allow great economic opportunities, not just for moving products but also with roadside attractions and their gift shops and diners.

WW2, with the technological leaps made and also by capturing a few people, put the USA into space. When people watch TV, talk on the phone today, all goes back to rocket and communications development in WW2.

Training all those pilots and mechanics in WW2, it created the people to expand air travel in the USA. Went from the DC-3, before it, to the 707.

Did have a read of the story in the link. Always good to learn things.

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NoSteppy2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get fucked. Deport

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seesolo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Duckett the 22nd amendment, the 22nd amendment is the most disastrous thing to have happened to America. Those who wish the demise of America all bank on the 22nd amendment. Most especially Xi, he's waiting for 2024 to do the tweakers jig.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

Obamacare has entered the chat

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well played

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Whoopies_tds 111 points ago +112 / -1

I don’t even have a BoA card, can still just go to one of their ATMs and take cash because of.... muh systemic racism?

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Trumpster20infinity 50 points ago +50 / -0

Yea, it would be systemic inequality if they didn't give you the cash

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NC_patriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or what a PIN is

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KekMasterYoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have one of those ArmaLight cards. You can literally walk into any bank you want and walk out with as much cash as you need.

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apchrkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is Illegal. Reporting your comment for violating rule 2.

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FluhanWu 35 points ago +35 / -0

I left and switched to credit unions when boa refused to take off the $5/mo fee for debit cards. Guy went to them with like 1 million signatures of pissed off customers. boa told him to screw. So we all closed our accounts.

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Fffffffff 13 points ago +14 / -1

Remember BOA was too big to fail. It should have closed up shop. If you have money in BOA your a idiot.

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why should Illuminati Central care about 1 million angry customers?

If they stay, that's 5 million smackaroos a month.

Edit: words

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try supporting the smaller banks if possible too.

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they-see-me-trollin 1 point ago +1 / -0

so long as you identify as a black, native american, latino transwoman.

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iliv4gamez 95 points ago +95 / -0

It's sad that we both aren't sure about it being real or not.

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PossumFlavored 16 points ago +16 / -0

I really want to know lol

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 9 points ago +9 / -0

I could DDG it but I would rather laugh and revel in the fact that I dumped Bank of America for a local credit union earlier this year

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dumped boa several years ago. Worst customer service. All over a $.05 error.

Lately all cs is shitty. Used Chyna flu as an excuse to cut staff, literally HOURS on wait, "your call will be answered in the order received..." then the twits hang up on you for asking a question.

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EndHumanTrafficking2 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the perfect metaphor for leftist's attitude towards election integrity.

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zestanor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nakatumi isn’t a real Japanese name. “Tu” isn’t a sound in that language.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nakatumi tower = Bruce Willis = Die Hard

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Kingsman 13 points ago +13 / -0

robbing*

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NotaBagel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Financial suppression - Reeeeeee!!!

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Seruna_Kanus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can totes see the left arguing that remembering a 4 digit number is too difficult for minorities and thus should be abolished.

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Pompelulu 1 point ago +1 / -0

PIN CODES ARE RAYCISS, only white patriarchy can afford remembering 4 digits numbers

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta member 4 digits

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russian_bot6547 31 points ago +31 / -0

I remember having a BOA account over a decade ago. Every time I deposited a check they would round down on the cents. It took me a year to actually notice. Asked them to fix it, the bank teller told me "well if it's a mistake less than 5 dollars we don't fix it". Immediately cancelled my account and switched to a good credit union. BOA is asshoe. Pretty sure it's run by Rothschilds.

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catsfive [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

They also own something like 23% of the Federal Reserve

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russian_bot6547 2 points ago +2 / -0

not surprising

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Meddlesom 17 points ago +17 / -0

If it's a mistake less than 5 dollars we don't fix it...

...but if you overdraw your checking account by fiddy cents, we're slapping you with a $40 fee.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Go to a local credit union. Less chance of getting screwed.

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Prussian_Pepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly, you'll get much better rates with a local credit union, and you won't be supporting the banks politics, it's win/win.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 4 points ago +4 / -0

This, I dumped Bank of America this spring when I refinanced my house

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russian_bot6547 2 points ago +2 / -0

Velocity CU

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CROMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are you located?

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CROMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d go to a regional bank or credit union for personal accounts. If you have business accounts, feel free to inbox me for advice.

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russian_bot6547 1 point ago +1 / -0

austin :(

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russian_bot6547 2 points ago +2 / -0

the credit unions are regional i thinks.. i use velocity

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0kBoomer 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is the "office space" scenario!!. Yeah fuck boa, American it aint.

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ORD_to_SFO 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Everybody has to use a PIN?! But how will poor blacks & mexicans get money?!?! They can't afford to get a PIN!!"

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bigdickhangsright 20 points ago +20 / -0

Effective meme, pede.

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HiddenDekuScrub 16 points ago +16 / -0

"This baby can fit so many fraudsters into it..."

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nickybops 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is a fantastic meme that cuts right through the bullshit and exposes how fucky this is. Take notes memesmiths, take notes.

Post this meme everywhere you can.

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weltbild 14 points ago +16 / -2

stimulus cheques now don't require signature matching and can be cashed out by mail from any address

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RoarkSmiled 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now I have a Dominion voting machine gun, ho, ho, ho.

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GEOTUSMAGA 8 points ago +9 / -1

Fun fact: Bank of America was originally the Bank of Italy. BofA is literally mafia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_Italy_(United_States)

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mafia?

Or Vatican?

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CaptainQuip 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's the same picture.

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dirtysanchez69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Top kek

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Socialismsuckz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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Trump_World_Order 7 points ago +7 / -0

And then they’d blame losing their money because of Trump. Typical hypocritical liberal bastards.

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Tendies4Patriots 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good god, that man looks like a swamp monster

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catsfive [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's legit an actual boa employee, I found him in a different picture

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Commence 6 points ago +6 / -0

The honor system worked pretty well on the elections, I don't see why this wouldn't work.

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Wien1938 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this real?

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Dgilles111 5 points ago +5 / -0

PIN's are fucking white supremecy you fucking nazi.

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zaowood 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep... if they ask you for your PIN, tell them verification is systematic racism and you're not going to participate in that.

Same when you want to buy alcohol.

Same when you want to buy a firearm.

Thanks demonrats.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Atm. At the moment. At the moment what?

At the moment donald Trump is the next president.

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahha, top kek, laughing out loud at this

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Stepheddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Accurate.

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jtt888 4 points ago +4 / -0

BoA isn't my bank, but I must admit I do feel disenfranchised every time I walk by one of their ATMs. This is a welcome change.

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slaphappy2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Large banks never have to worry about people stealing from them.

If they ever need money, the government just gives them as much as they ask for.

OTOH, if somebody loots your accounts through bad security and bank ineptitude - you'll get it back eventually - but you may have to devote a year of your life on the telephone to make it happen.

Time you will never get back.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

In fact, a debit card is no longer needed either. This honor system will ensure equity for disparaged minorities and will enhance the trust between the community. No disputes can be filed either, as they are now contracted by Dominion Money Systems, too.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its main feature is every time you withdraw $50 it gives $12,000 of your money away.

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Ssue1216 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spicey

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Jackdorsey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh yes free money!!!!!! We’ve been planning on this forever here at Twitter.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂😂😂 I love this

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pizzzzaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

PIN requirements are racist. Minorities aren't able to type or remember numbers.

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truthhammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg dude!!! I'm rich biatch!!!🤣🤣🤣

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mostooge 3 points ago +3 / -0

FDR prolonged the depression and WW2

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PraetorAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol ATM go brrr

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TrumpCard1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most retarded thing I have read in a while. But its BoA they are the scummiest of banks.

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This exact comment is the reason that I'm laughing that some comms executive on the 40th floor at BOA we'll have to take a look at this and just determine how they want to respond to this meme because some people legit might take it seriously

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lenchodahated 2 points ago +2 / -0

shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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BlindGuyMcSqueezy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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TallGlassofMelonade 2 points ago +2 / -0

PIN codes are raysis!!

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ZincOS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who uses bank of America is SCREWED

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank goobness

ia has no monies

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JayMW 2 points ago +2 / -0

The commie left can't relate to this. They don't have money.