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Hijinx81 54 points ago +56 / -2

Wearing a Beanie all the time only makes you more bald.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 25 points ago +31 / -6

Some people have head shapes that make the look extra bald. Not macho tough-guy, just bald, like weak-genes bald. Tim is such a person. Super spherical head and weak facial features. No chin, no jaw, greasy little high school mustache.

Are ya reading, Tim? You know you are. Click down vote to let us know you are among us.

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TimPool 18 points ago +20 / -2

This is just rude.

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Chaylar 17 points ago +17 / -0

Username checks out.

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cleancutcutlet 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would downvote just to prove your point... this is how much I like this.

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SpookyBandit 2 points ago +4 / -2

If he just did some push ups in the morning, ate healthy shaved his gross patchy facial hair off and shaved his bald head, maybe got some teeth straighteners, he'd look alright. He's too weak willed to do that.

Also skate boarding isn't actual exercise. It doesn't work the full body at all.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

spoken like someone who hasn't ever skateboarded

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Let the record show I just larped as tim pool