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SpookyBandit 140 points ago +144 / -4

Tim: "WhY wOnT pEoPlE rIsK tHeIr jObS tO FiGhT tHe AuThOrItArIaN LeFt?!?!"

Also Tim: "NooOOo YoU cAnT sAy ThAt!! IlL bE dEpLaTFoRmEd AnD lOsS mOnItIzAtIoN!!!"

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SpookyBandit 35 points ago +36 / -1

Alex was trying to push him to jump in the water, Tim wanted to be a pussy and cling to the diving board and cry instead of get wet.

He's scared of drowning even though he knows how to swim.

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cleancutcutlet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tim clung to his skateboard. He does well (so he thinks) in an environment he knows and where he's allowed to practice his pony tricks. Alex was too much for him.