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ObjectiveReality 53 points ago +54 / -1

Alex Jones: This is the beginning of the 2nd american revolution!!! and the beginning of the end of the globalists!!!

Me: Fuck yeah Alex

Alex Jones: ...even if they kill Trump

Me: Bro, chill

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 19 points ago +20 / -1

I was just complaining how this is getting zero coverage on CNN/MSNBC.

Then Alex Jones happened.

Now it's guaranteed to be covered!

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DeplorableEsq 17 points ago +17 / -0

I pray daily that Trump doesn't get assassinated. I'm sure they've tried...

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JuicyfearsMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

They've tried multiple times

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pray4peace4 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point they don't need to kill him because they think they've beaten him. But if things flip like THEY OUGHT & Trump has a 2nd term, I expect assassination attempts will come quickly. That's what happened with Lincoln.

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orange_kek_great 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's right though. God forbid that were to happen. However, we can't stop this movement NO MATTER WHAT!

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ObjectiveReality 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hypothetical Alex: Even though they disembowel us for our organs, steal our children and rape them in basements before exsanguinating them for adrenochrome we will not stop fighting!!

Me: I mean, you're not wrong, but... this is a PTA meeting Alex

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pray4peace4 1 point ago +1 / -0

You see, it's crap like this from Alex that makes most of the country avoid him. He sounds like a huckster who's trying to make fools out of his followers.

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ObjectiveReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thankfully the role of the truth tellers is not to convince everyone, eyes open one at a time and rarely from the same mouth thrice

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