Sometimes I thank God that Governor Jay Inslee is such a fucking incompetent passive aggressive piece of shit because he would never take a risk like this. Oh he wants to, but want versus risk is too much for him. Better to babble on to KOMO radio about his gay husband, their dogs and lament how bad it is COVID is being spread by casual relationships and let the northwest moms with their bob haircuts and cashmere sweaters do the nagging for him.