For me, it's pretty simple: There is a God, and I'm not it.
Haha. This reminds me of the time in high school where two friends of mine wanted to drop acid, and asked me to stay with them afterward and watch them to make sure they didn't injure themselves, etc. I agreed, not taking any myself of course (I've never had any illegal drugs in my life).
Anyway, after awhile they got into a vigorous debate, both claiming they were pretty sure they were Jesus. I pointed out they probably can't BOTH be Jesus, unless Jesus is simultaneously multithreaded or something. It was hilarious.
When they sobered up I told them what they'd said, and they were pretty embarrassed. Good times!
That's pretty good! {:-) For me, it's pretty simple: There is a God, and I'm not it.
Haha. This reminds me of the time in high school where two friends of mine wanted to drop acid, and asked me to stay with them afterward and watch them to make sure they didn't injure themselves, etc. I agreed, not taking any myself of course (I've never had any illegal drugs in my life).
Anyway, after awhile they got into a vigorous debate, both claiming they were pretty sure they were Jesus. I pointed out they probably can't BOTH be Jesus, unless Jesus is simultaneously multithreaded or something. It was hilarious.
When they sobered up I told them what they'd said, and they were pretty embarrassed. Good times!