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Diet_Loam 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just get a comfortable but pointless mask, cheesecloth?

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought about using a stocking and putting it over my entire head

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might want to avoid doing business in banks, though.

Just sayin’. . .

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got kicked out of my bank for refusing to wear a mask, I told them “I have a medical condition that prohibits me from worrying a mask” they told me to go stand on the sidewalk and They would cash my money order, I told them to pretty much screw off, No way am I standing on the sidewalk on a busy street and have them count out $800 in cash.

I changed banks later that day

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937cptcrunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

search ‘fauci not wearing mask’ mask on Ebay.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kuel.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, those are funny, some of them are selling for a premium

I am thinking about going to Walmart and buying a 5 gallon water bottle, carving that up so that the spout would be on the top of my head, cut out the back for ventilation, some of it might “rest” on my shoulders, and it pretty much encloses the front part of my upper body. Not sure if I would be able to wear it on an airplane for a possible upcoming trip

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goldentomatoes1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a very easy decision. Then don't shop at Costco.

If Fox News can be sent a message, so can Costco.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have approx $400 in rewards on their credit card, as soon as that comes in I’m gonna go in and buy a shit ton of wine, then go back and make a scene, tell them fuck it give me a refund on my membership fee.

We already quit shopping there When they implemented the “medical conditions no longer apply” policy

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MedPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get something like this - https://www.gorillasurplus.com/chemical-warfare-halloween-mask Then print "Costco Compliant" on it and browse every aisle.

Costco has no business determining what medical exceptions are valid and what aren't. They could ask for a medical provider's note, but their blanket rules aren't about keeping anyone safe - they are about creating a false image of safety.

As an example, you don't see them shutting down a register between every customer and wiping everything down do you? If Coscto isn't wiping the checkout conveyor belt down with an appropriate cleaning agent, and not letting it stay wet for the appropriate time, then they are just allowing any potential germs (including Covid) to pass from one customer's hands onto the belt and onto items purchased by another customer.

It isn't that such wiping is necessary, any more than mandatory mask wearing with no exceptions is necessary. People aren't wearing masks when they are in their homes with friends and family, and that's where the majority of of the new Covid cases are coming from.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to search for something like that on eBay maybe - the link shows out of stock

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4cdarth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got a guy on my college campus that wears a Clone Trooper helmet around campus as his mask. We all know something like that does squat, but he doesn't get in trouble. So, maybe a Mandalorian Helmet? Weapons are a part of their religion

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

A project manager at work used to have a Darth Vader helmet in the background when we would get on video chat, I’ll have to look for one of those.

He said it was fun, he never wore it but it actually had sound effects ($250)

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nufosmatic 3 points ago +3 / -0

First airline to blink wins.

Of course, the Biden FAA would then ground them, sell them off, and use the proceeds to pay for abortions.

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SwineFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cock blocks

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killerbunny88 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B088DHD89G/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I don't know about face shields, but I just bought this see-through lace mask to wear as a big middle finger to the mask mandate. (They also have more masculine looking mesh masks that are in the same vein.)

perhaps a shield made of screen??? lol Ohhhh I just had an idea, a fencing helmet lol

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like both of those ideas, thanks fren!

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PanHandlePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about you refuse demand a refund for your membership and or peacefully protest their policy.

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Masks made out of window screen or a single layer of tulle. . .

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I asked my new bride if she would help me make a mask out of (brand new/clean) tighty Whiteys, and she said definitely not

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hardware Cloth, maybe 1/4” or 3/8”.

Also known as Hardware Fabric.

🤣👍

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