you WON'T believe this

but first

listen

actually, lemme say this

the mainstream media is terrible

anyway, let's read this Buzzfeed article

check this out

I'll tell you what, man

the point is

civil war

but you know what

I grew up on the South Side of Chicago

it's complicated

orange man bad, but not that bad

look

here’s the thing

adjusts glasses

I guess what I’m trying to say is this

adjusts jacket

Harumph I say!

I try to keep these short

let me break it down for you

food analogy

that's nuts

I dunno, man

it’s actually kinda scary

Marvel movie analogy

I will say this

I can respect that

but at the end of the day

I'm a milquetoast fencer-sitter

i'll wrap this up

stick around, next segment is coming up at 6 PM over at youtube dot com slash timcastnews it is a different channel, i'll see you there