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canadianhere 373 points ago +375 / -2

Release the bacon!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 86 points ago +86 / -0

Gave me a chuckle hohoho

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Okieshartpostdoke 42 points ago +42 / -0

Santa did you get my list?

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Nancypelosisoldliver 31 points ago +31 / -0

If AOC was on it then as a matter of fact, yes I did

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Okieshartpostdoke 18 points ago +18 / -0

She was and I love you

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Nancypelosisoldliver 15 points ago +15 / -0

❤ ditto

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Okieshartpostdoke 18 points ago +18 / -0

You didn't exactly say it back, but okay...this is fine. This is why I never pour my heart out to complete strangers online!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 17 points ago +17 / -0

🥺 it okay fren. I love you too

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Mr_Pepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao.

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Julia, there is a Mr. O'Brien looking to see you. Go have a chat with him.

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kebabdrogo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have a machine gun?!

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DocHolliday1776 39 points ago +39 / -0

I dip my bullets in bacon grease

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bigdickhangsright 13 points ago +13 / -0

Like our President Re-elect

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DocHolliday1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does a good job lubing things up too.

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ZeroDeltaTango 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ahhhhhhh bacon

A lovely skillet of healthy saturated animal fat and protein, zero carbs

Surprise, most of what the medical profession has been shoving down your gullet for the last half century is garbage science, fiction and fantasy designed to line their pockets and those of Big Pharma (keeping you $ick is good bu$ine$$)

The food "pyramid" is pure rubbish. Low-fat diets are pure rubbish. Cholesterol-lowering drugs are pure rubbish. The idea that eating fat causes heart disease is pure rubbish (Eskimos eat nearly nothing else and don't know what heart disease is)

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agree 100%. Forget the food pyramid garbage and the "it's fruit so it's healthy" talk,. Protein is life! Never felt better.

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Salt-N-Pepe -1 points ago +1 / -2

Butter has always been a cure for diabetes

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kebabdrogo 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pork is probably the dirtiest/least nutritious meat and bacon is pumped full of nitrates and preservatives usually. Real meat, like game, bison and wild fish are absolutely the best things you could ever put into your body. Even regular beef if thats the best you can afford or locate. Some organ/offal meats too!

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +5 / -2

Agreed, those other meats are super! And bacon is awesome, the most delicious food on earth in my opinion and that of millions.

Now I'm going to blow your mind out of your skull. Maybe put a towel on the floor.

Ready?

Vegetables are full of nitrates too.

Nitrates in Vegetables and Fruits

Naturally occurring nitrates and nitrites [are] often coupled with nutrients like vitamin C and antioxidants that prevent them from converting into nitrosamines. Vegetables are actually the highest source of natural nitrates, while fruits trail somewhere behind them. The vegetables that are the highest in nitrates include:

Green, leafy vegetables (like spinach, mustard greens, arugula, kale, Swiss chard and lettuce)

Beetroot

Radishes

Turnips

Watercress

Bok choy

Chinese cabbage

Kohlrabi

Chicory leaf

Celery

Onion

Garlic

Some fruits do contain nitrates, but the amounts are generally low. The fruits that do contain nitrates include:

Watermelon

Apples

Bananas

Grapes

Kiwi fruit

Nectarines/peaches

Pears

Oranges

Strawberries

The report in Aging and Disease points out that approximately 80 to 90 percent of dietary nitrates come from green, leafy vegetables. The second biggest source is drinking water, which provides 15 to 20 percent of daily intake.

Long as you get adequate antioxidant supplementation including Vitamin C (easy to do :), nitrosamine formation from nitrates in bacon is not a problem...compared to the problem of not eating bacon!

https://www.livestrong.com/article/541308-fruits-vegetables-that-are-high-in-nitrates/

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quigonkenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, bro, but you're not dissuading me away from a properly cooked mess of collard greens.

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kebabdrogo 0 points ago +2 / -2

I appreciate the overly long copy&pasted reply, I'm talking about added chemicals to the bacon. Nitrates and nitrites, preservatives (which you glossed over) etc. And the fact its from a really poorly-fed animal which you also glossed over, compared to an animal in the wild or a ruminant that eats mostly grass.

Yes its delicious and im eating some right now with breakfast. Just dont confuse bacon, a side dish/flavoring, with a proper meal of steak or other cut of minimimally-processed animal, when you speak of the merits of a high meat diet. Bacon, unless sourced from someone who makes some more naturally than an Oscar Meyer factory, shouldnt be a highly featured aspect. If you talked more about proper meats, I wouldnt have any issue with the shilling for comparatively 'junk-food' tier bacon. Balance, friend.

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Glossing over" = got other shit to do today, no time to give you a full tutorial on nutrition, sorry friend.

All this talk about bacon, though, is making me hungry. Think I'll go nuke up four or five thick slices of hickory smoked lusciousness. Yum!

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kebabdrogo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, the nitrate part was like 10% of the issue but 100% of your reply. Do better!

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just making up numbers as you go. Do better!

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Sabina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grass Fed Always

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GodEmporerTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

What kind of animal fries bacon with the eggs?

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SomaticallySpeaking 6 points ago +6 / -0

The kind that likes their bacon medium rare, and their eggs crunchy.

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barwhack 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's the Tendie Monster, here for my memes...

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Nomoralcompass89 121 points ago +124 / -3

Weird gun, but ok

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Okieshartpostdoke 55 points ago +55 / -0

It can shoot grease in your eye

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 26 points ago +26 / -0

Supported by applause.

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ZiggNasty 6 points ago +7 / -1

Underrated comment!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +4 / -1

Tell Cenk I got his "location" right here

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ArcticPharaoh 105 points ago +106 / -1

Kraken Bacon I see.

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HatnNewLognReqs 35 points ago +35 / -0

Release the Baken!

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Release the Cracklin' Baken.

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ALargeRock 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hear your only 6 steps away from Kevin Bacon.

Wait, wtf are we talking about? What’s going on with bacon?

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

All this guy has to do is name his eggs Kevin so he’s only one step.

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bluetrench 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kraken Eggs, I see.

C'mon man!

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Conserve1982 90 points ago +90 / -0

Breakfast burritos haven’t been mentioned in a while?

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Ichuta 43 points ago +43 / -0

Pepe remembers.

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bigdickhangsright 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hmm now I'm curious but am drawing a blank

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eyerighteye 20 points ago +20 / -0

Burrito Chad is disappointed.

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm disappointed in my self. 😞

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +6 / -1

Violence! Being attacked by mask enforcers seems to have come to a screeching halt via the Burrito Brothers calmly eating breakfast before work and some retards starting shit. Burrito Chad ended it, without causing serious injury. The other Brother captured it all on film. It energized this whole site for weeks ...

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 5 points ago +5 / -0

MUH BLOODY NOSE

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 23 points ago +23 / -0

I wonder how that glorious mustang drivers doing these days.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 10 points ago +10 / -0

<heard in pumpkin patch Linus voice>

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

he's a calipede so it's likely he was hired to provide security at the wall construction sites

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4moreyears 9 points ago +9 / -0

The best breakfast burritos are at Trump Tower Grill! I love Hispanics!

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Magistra 9 points ago +9 / -0

That was a fun day!

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Bigheadwjc 57 points ago +57 / -0

What’s Krackalackin?

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Big_cunt 18 points ago +18 / -0

Kraken some eggs, you want some?

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ZiggNasty 37 points ago +37 / -0

Waffle house... Yours looks good though!

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2SmoothGQ 16 points ago +16 / -0

I miss Waffle House...

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ramennov 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lockdown state?

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2SmoothGQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alaska. We have Denny’s and IHOP but no Waffle House

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

When I went to Atlanta a few years ago, the people I was staying with laughed at me for wanting to go to a Waffle House.

So weird how a how a place can be generally accepted as “great food but don’t eat there, it’s dirty as fuck.” Haha

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ILearnedToCode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hangover cure: Triple hashbrowns, smothered, diced, and peppered, add ketchup + hot sauce

Cant go wrong with a massive plate of potatoes

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love me a greasy spoon

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Skatemyboard 2 points ago +2 / -0

No matter where I go, their coffee is delicious.

Plus they stay open during hurricanes. :D

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ItCameOutOfACan 35 points ago +35 / -0

cthulhu?

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Hello_World 29 points ago +29 / -0

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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Wu_Flu_Ca_Choo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ver nice... I'd like one Kraken sunny side up please

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PurestEvil 22 points ago +22 / -0

Good morning!

Sunday morning!

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Ella101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hi Nancy!

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rhoho1118 21 points ago +24 / -3

My first thought was tentacle porn dude. 😂

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Okieshartpostdoke 15 points ago +16 / -1

I was just showing my grandma!

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HatnNewLognReqs 12 points ago +13 / -1

You're going to have to sit her down and explain internet rules soon.

And then pray for everyone in church today.

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Okieshartpostdoke 11 points ago +11 / -0

There was an uncomfortable lull during Thanksgiving and someone mentioned a cup, so I thought hmm suction cup....one thing lead to another and I got out my kindle fire....look here's the deal. She only said "heavens me" 4 times before my battery died. What's the problem?

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OrangeFruitGood 4 points ago +4 / -0

For a second I thought those were frog legs... I was worried for Pepe.

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Juanye 3 points ago +3 / -0

May be time for an internet break

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Lady_MaGa 4 points ago +5 / -1

With spermy lookin' bacon.

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Ella101 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is all i see

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boomerpro17 16 points ago +16 / -0

egg and sausage with toast and coffee

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HatnNewLognReqs 7 points ago +8 / -1

Name checks out

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deadghost0201 14 points ago +15 / -1

Laughs in CTHULHU🦑😂

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Beast 13 points ago +14 / -1

Aw, yis, Cthulu for breakfast.

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Gunslinger1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

Seems to be some confusion here between a Kraken and Cthulhu.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 13 points ago +14 / -1

RELEASE THE KRACKLIN'"

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ExterminatusTerra 5 points ago +5 / -0

I regret that I have but one upvote to give for this post. I literally guffawed when I read it. Well done, you magnificent bastard.

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Konsaki 12 points ago +12 / -0

Breakfast Horror at Innsmouth...

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geocitiesuser 11 points ago +11 / -0

Release the bacon cthulhu!

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hails from Durham, NC. She is our Durham boat into the swamp.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -2 points ago +1 / -3

Why?

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BunnyPicnic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Those eggs will be rubber by the time they bacon is crispy. Bacon first, then eggs.

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Anon1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bacon looks plenty done to me!

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Redghnbfrt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good morning, Sunday morning.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kraken Cracklin!

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FuckCommies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fantastic.

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ontothefuture 6 points ago +6 / -0

Keto friendly!

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AngeredKabar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good morning. Sunday morning.

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overtotheright 5 points ago +5 / -0

Uhh bro, you’re supposed to release it, not eat it!

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rhoho1118 11 points ago +11 / -0

He will release it...after he eats it.

Sorry. I’m a mom of 4 boys. LOL

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see what you did there

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KekMasterYoda 5 points ago +5 / -0

I enjoy a cup of freshly brewed lefty tears in the morning personally.

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Elladar 5 points ago +6 / -1

FREEDOM! Freedom is for breakfast, with a side of gun and free speech!

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GroSweng 5 points ago +5 / -0

That looks like an old GE stove (1940s). Probably has push buttons for temp settings.

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NCDad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone’s cookin krack.

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Floridius 5 points ago +6 / -1

lmao whats Kraken

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eggs and bacon now that I saw yours. Shiiiiiiit.

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KekMasterYoda 5 points ago +6 / -1

I don't always eat breakfast. But when I do, I prefer maga kracken with toast.

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Brainspore 4 points ago +4 / -0

A big cup of cold anger

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Redwine82 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s my lol for the day

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japustek 4 points ago +4 / -0

hello friend

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Shockrocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unleash the kuhthulu!

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Bravo1 4 points ago +4 / -0

The FryKen

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Jojobelle 4 points ago +4 / -0

KRACKEN + DEEPSTATE ON TOAST

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murdockberk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Natural Ice, that Kelthuz song "Start Up the Rotors" on repeat, and practicing Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Bacon Egg sandwiches soon

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Smubbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cthulhu?

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Judojoeblack 3 points ago +3 / -0

mmmm Bacon

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TexasGEM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Talent or omen 🤔

Now I am hungry.

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Dartsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

A black coffee. I'm going omad