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ObongoForPrison2020 224 points ago +226 / -2

USMC

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SmugHazelnut 128 points ago +129 / -1

Unlikely any Marine in the fleet long enough to be given such work would be a private. Lance Corporals, however, are abundant and take payment in crayons.

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Azrael14 70 points ago +70 / -0

By crayons he means whiskey and Thai hookers!

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donutreplyplz 37 points ago +38 / -1

“Me so hoooowny, me love you long time” “10 dorrars get you eberyting”

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Snoozebum 17 points ago +17 / -0

Watch for the Adam's apple

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matrik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which one am I supposed to eat?

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TheNewRepublic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Terminal Lance will report to duty with the order “KILL”

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great for drawing and when you need a snack.

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Roadrash 21 points ago +21 / -0

I’m not a Marine and even I have privates

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Phil_DeGraves 9 points ago +10 / -1

"The Marines have privates"

Don't we all, though?

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ShadowyMrBlank 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you just assume they have a gender, bigot?

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Phil_DeGraves 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you assume they're sapient entities in general?!?!?! They could identify as boulders or bookcases! I'm calling the Thought Police!

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ZacPetkanas 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exhibitionists don't

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Phil_DeGraves 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exhibitionists don't

Haha. "Hey baby, show me your publics!"

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MeanMisterMustardCap 7 points ago +7 / -0

I see what you did there.

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oooo, double meaning.

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Paul-Revere 49 points ago +50 / -1

Remember when obama called them the “Marine Corpse” ... despicable.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 28 points ago +28 / -0

Typical for a commie thug like him.

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Fffffffff 25 points ago +25 / -0

He's supposed to be a educated man also. He had to have said that on purpose.

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IroWide 24 points ago +24 / -0

Very highly educated. He knows about the other 8 states in our union that most plebs dont. We only know about the 50, but he said we have 58.

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GoatFace 11 points ago +11 / -0

He's only educated on paper.

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

A clean, articulate, educated black man. Ask Joe

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quigonkenny 15 points ago +15 / -0

Actually, he said "corpsemen", but you're not wrong about the rest.

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Paul-Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for clarifying! It was 8 years of painful memories from him!

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pddx22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you!

My son is a corpsman, and I found it particularly disgusting. Almost as disgusting as Navy Secretary Ray Gaybus’ pathetic attempt to change all the rates in 2016.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +3 / -0

I recall him talking about Navy "Corpse-men"

He's just so articulate, if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if... you know what I mean

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Desylid 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what happens when you read everything off of a teleprompter. He read it how it was written

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DJT2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Even better!

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global_cafeous 12 points ago +12 / -0

Finger ink!

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ObjectiveReality [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

I imagine it going a bit like this