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Heh, what do you want to do, just deduct 700,000 votes from Biden? (media.patriots.win)
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– SmugHazelnut 128 points ago +129 / -1

Unlikely any Marine in the fleet long enough to be given such work would be a private. Lance Corporals, however, are abundant and take payment in crayons.

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– Azrael14 70 points ago +70 / -0

By crayons he means whiskey and Thai hookers!

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– donutreplyplz 37 points ago +38 / -1

“Me so hoooowny, me love you long time” “10 dorrars get you eberyting”

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– kudupoo 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Take me to land of bid PX. Fly me home on Big C-Fie."

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– Konsaki 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Hey, GI! You wanna go?"

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– Snoozebum 17 points ago +17 / -0

Watch for the Adam's apple

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– Anubis1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Those can be surgically altered or just not be visible in some men. You gotta look at the hands.

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– Honestus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's be honest, since when is a dick gonna stop a horny devil dog?

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– matrik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which one am I supposed to eat?

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– TheNewRepublic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Terminal Lance will report to duty with the order “KILL”

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– Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great for drawing and when you need a snack.

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