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Azrael14 70 points ago +70 / -0

By crayons he means whiskey and Thai hookers!

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donutreplyplz 37 points ago +38 / -1

“Me so hoooowny, me love you long time” “10 dorrars get you eberyting”

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kudupoo 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Take me to land of bid PX. Fly me home on Big C-Fie."

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Konsaki 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Hey, GI! You wanna go?"

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Epsteinkilledhimself 2 points ago +2 / -0

No fucking clue what you guys are on about, but it sounds like a great time im in immediately.

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Snoozebum 17 points ago +17 / -0

Watch for the Adam's apple

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Anubis1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Those can be surgically altered or just not be visible in some men. You gotta look at the hands.

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Honestus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's be honest, since when is a dick gonna stop a horny devil dog?

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Anubis1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean you can go with the logic that she's not going to charge extra for anal and is probably better at giving a blowjob or a handy-j since they know what having a dick feels like. You can do enough drunken mental gymnastics to come to the conclusion that you'd be gay if you didn't go with the ladyboy.

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matrik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which one am I supposed to eat?