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ObongoForPrison2020 129 points ago +129 / -0

Weird. I don't do any of those things now.

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guLLLLLy [S] 70 points ago +70 / -0

Weird it's almost like it matters what the perceived authority is saying to the impressionable masses

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s even more weird, I give no fucks what this Keebler elf says.

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e_pluribus_unum9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keebler elf...KEK

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murph1953 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Do what you're told"

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ClokworkGremlin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought Fauci was sus by the first week, and I didn't even know who he was.

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Nonehundred 29 points ago +29 / -0

I know. The other day, I was just thinking, "Why am I not dead yet? Weird."

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Damadhatter 7 points ago +7 / -0

No CNN in the tenderloin district.

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Forgotmyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me either

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DJ_NeckFace 73 points ago +73 / -0

The goalposts arent even on the field anymore.

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't even think this is the same sport.

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uzi5v2 7 points ago +7 / -0

They haven’t been for months!

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ClokworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

There were never any goalposts. Just a promise that there were some goalposts off in the distance.

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Pepe1776_ 52 points ago +52 / -0

It's not just him. Any health official who can only suggests mask mandates and more lock-downs needs to be fucking fired.

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obamagavemeaphone 22 points ago +22 / -0

Traitors get the rope.

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DrainNIH 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep. See maskless Sweden.

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MrMxyzptlk 47 points ago +47 / -0

why would we fucking get a vaccine if it isnt changing jack shit about our daily lives. and why the fuck have we never had to socially distance and wear masks during flu season previously. choke on a bag of dicks, fau-xi

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sleepingbeautyc 6 points ago +6 / -0

This.

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uzi5v2 6 points ago +6 / -0

We’ll get the last laugh.

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Shitposter69 20 points ago +20 / -0

There's no reason to even keep him anymore. He's already elected. Kick fuck head out.

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KillJackDorsey 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dont forget this fag said dont wear masks in the beginning.

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uzi5v2 5 points ago +5 / -0

That must have been before he got the marching orders from his Chinese overlords.

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leakmouth 16 points ago +16 / -0

Anyway we can think of to control you and make your lives more miserable still necessary after getting COVID-19 vaccine

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jigglyp33n 11 points ago +11 / -0

Another useful idiot who's going under the bus after the lawsuits are won.

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Carbum 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy needs fired immediately.

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GnosticAwakening 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jesuit Homopedo

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Shalomtoyou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Enough of the face mask crap.

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DaddySmooth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get him OUT! NOW!

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NoMoreLies 7 points ago +7 / -0

WTF is the point of the vaccine then if it doesn’t work?

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +7 / -1

January is when the EO that allows him to do this goes into effect

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Ssue1216 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which eo?

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +6 / -1

To fire ‘career civil servants’ aka Fauxi et al

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Magister_Caeli 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also curious

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OkanoganSasquatch 6 points ago +7 / -1

This guy needs to be offed.

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WopNine17plus1 6 points ago +6 / -0

...in Minecraft, of course.

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Shaffro 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fake covid, fake news and fake Fauci.

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DrainNIH 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why, Fauch? Isn't the vaccine 90% effective? Way higher than the threshold for herd immunity?

Or, are you saying it isn't actually effective? (So why should anyone get it then? Looking at You, Ticketmaster.)

Can't have it both ways.

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Shakakka99 6 points ago +6 / -0

I never could understand giving ONE person this much voice and power over the lives of America, anyway.

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Lioncat331 6 points ago +6 / -0

What?!

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DixOut4Donald 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fauxci

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DonttrustChina 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are NEVER going to let this end.

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uzi5v2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not up to them! They could stay in their basements hyperventilating over a fake virus as long as they want.

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SellTheSun 5 points ago +5 / -0

Execute Fauxi.

Treasonous bastard.

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that you mention it, I can't unsee the goblin likeness.

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Forgotmyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then why take the vaccine?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then why wear a mask?

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Forgotmyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t. These are questions for that little faggot tho. I know his answer. jUsT dO aS yOuRe ToLd

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Damadhatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear this guy is just making this shit up as he goes. How the fuck did Trump ever pick this guy? Whomever recommended him should be fired as well.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's held his position in the CDC for 4 decades. He's the guy who said HIV can't be spread via blood transfusions, heterosexuals can't get it, children can't get it, and called it "gay cancer".

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ShakeNBake 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope this fucker dies

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Lowersidecustoms 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did this idiot not say in his own words that you're immune after contracting it? I don't believe the bullshit anyway but I mean c'mon man!

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AdeptTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This asshole is absolute scum.

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jtt888 3 points ago +3 / -0

I swear he must masturbate with a mask on and in his hand.

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Hoenhim 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought I recognized him. He played the goblin from Harry Potter, right?

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stallone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biggest scam of all time.

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21stCenturyPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, the election is over (except the judicial part); Trump is not locking down the country; He’s not going to push a mandatory mask mandate on us; And a vaccine has been found. I think we can all live without Fauci this holiday season.

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LetMeBeFrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cancel all restrictions and lets end this bullshit.

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1standboobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

That doesn't make any freaking sense. What an idiot.

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Fdisker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fire him now please

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://i.maga.host/oVzFYfn.png

Well, which is it then?

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BlackLivesMurder 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can someone just slit his throat already.

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Muttsbitetoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gain of function research in wuhan lab

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ausglitsch 2 points ago +2 / -0

then he's admitting the vaccine won't be effective, and we can't be forced to take it

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LivebytheTendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a keebler elf

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Smol_Gobbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oi oi. That’s an insult to goblins.