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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 121 points ago +121 / -0

"Hey Kid, why are you outside without your mask or vaccination papers?"

"What?"

"Let me tell you about one time in 2020 when there was a virus that had a 99.8% survival rate..."

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Modus_Pwninz 74 points ago +75 / -1

Both scenarios:

"Walk through the scanner, bigot."

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meals23 26 points ago +26 / -0

"we've got one here that can see!"

and into the FEMA quarantine isolation center you go

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Trump_2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm definitely going to watch the movie now after seeing this image. XD