But your safe as long as your sitting down. If you stand up thought without a mask that’s when it will get you. However if your at the beach sitting is when corona is dangerous.
"Ah hah hah! The fools! They're selling alcohol after 10pm! Time to strike! Wait, no!!!!! That's dealcoholized beer they're serving with the bar food! I can't touch them! I am foiled!"
I’ve actually figured it out. The virus only travels at certain heights. Which is why when you sit down you are safe, but if you stand up you are in the virus zone.
It's not about eating outside it's about expanding seating capacity so that when the ahole governor says 25% capacity then the restaurant can seat some people outside and have extra 25% capacity.
Eating indoors is unsafe unless indoors is outdoors.
But your safe as long as your sitting down. If you stand up thought without a mask that’s when it will get you. However if your at the beach sitting is when corona is dangerous.
Corona is like the serial killer in a really really bad, budget horror movie. A largely inept, eccentric serial killer.
"Ah hah hah! The fools! They're selling alcohol after 10pm! Time to strike! Wait, no!!!!! That's dealcoholized beer they're serving with the bar food! I can't touch them! I am foiled!"
“Welp, time for me to hide behind these knives hanging in the kitchen. I’ll make sure to leave my phone in this perfectly running car as well”
I’ve actually figured it out. The virus only travels at certain heights. Which is why when you sit down you are safe, but if you stand up you are in the virus zone.
Duh!
Time to build some hard top convertible shopping centers.
No that's not it at all. You guys don't get it.
It's not about eating outside it's about expanding seating capacity so that when the ahole governor says 25% capacity then the restaurant can seat some people outside and have extra 25% capacity.
Idk, out here in CA you can't sit inside but you can sit in outdoor tents
Then I retract my statement! Here in cold wet Commie York we are limited to 25% total capacity but no worries you can eat outside too!
It's WINTER now!
But haven't you seen how most of those outdoor areas are now enclosures with HARD plastic walls all around them?! It's so insane
That's beyond senseless.
CUOMO
But close playgrounds