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MaxineWaters4Prez 256 points ago +258 / -2

Eating indoors is unsafe unless indoors is outdoors.

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Harambe4K 126 points ago +127 / -1

But your safe as long as your sitting down. If you stand up thought without a mask that’s when it will get you. However if your at the beach sitting is when corona is dangerous.

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Thehonkswamp 51 points ago +52 / -1

Corona is like the serial killer in a really really bad, budget horror movie. A largely inept, eccentric serial killer.

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Kweebecker 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Ah hah hah! The fools! They're selling alcohol after 10pm! Time to strike! Wait, no!!!!! That's dealcoholized beer they're serving with the bar food! I can't touch them! I am foiled!"

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disorientaled 21 points ago +21 / -0

“Welp, time for me to hide behind these knives hanging in the kitchen. I’ll make sure to leave my phone in this perfectly running car as well”

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ishreethecello 26 points ago +26 / -0

I’ve actually figured it out. The virus only travels at certain heights. Which is why when you sit down you are safe, but if you stand up you are in the virus zone.

Duh!

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MAGAnese 18 points ago +18 / -0

Time to build some hard top convertible shopping centers.

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Ophelia 18 points ago +20 / -2

No that's not it at all. You guys don't get it.

It's not about eating outside it's about expanding seating capacity so that when the ahole governor says 25% capacity then the restaurant can seat some people outside and have extra 25% capacity.

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UpTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Idk, out here in CA you can't sit inside but you can sit in outdoor tents

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Ophelia 9 points ago +9 / -0

Then I retract my statement! Here in cold wet Commie York we are limited to 25% total capacity but no worries you can eat outside too!

It's WINTER now!

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Tellman125 15 points ago +15 / -0

But haven't you seen how most of those outdoor areas are now enclosures with HARD plastic walls all around them?! It's so insane

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's beyond senseless.

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Ophelia 4 points ago +4 / -0

CUOMO

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pelosis_liver 5 points ago +5 / -0

But close playgrounds