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Thehonkswamp 51 points ago +52 / -1

Corona is like the serial killer in a really really bad, budget horror movie. A largely inept, eccentric serial killer.

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Kweebecker 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Ah hah hah! The fools! They're selling alcohol after 10pm! Time to strike! Wait, no!!!!! That's dealcoholized beer they're serving with the bar food! I can't touch them! I am foiled!"

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disorientaled 21 points ago +21 / -0

“Welp, time for me to hide behind these knives hanging in the kitchen. I’ll make sure to leave my phone in this perfectly running car as well”