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JoyousMischief 110 points ago +110 / -0

Could we send the media away on the next rocket?

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publ1us 20 points ago +20 / -0

GEOTUS started space force for a reason ;)

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MustafaJones 26 points ago +26 / -0

Too expensive, just put them under the launchpad exhaust ducts.

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rubberkidney 3 points ago +3 / -0

just target them on earth with smaller rockets. solved.

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Barrysstash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Put the commies under the rocket, launch it, with Don Jr and Eric and Ivanka going for a joyride inside. Baron at the controls and Trump tweeting about it.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 1 point ago +1 / -0

^This

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AtticusDenzil 1 point ago +1 / -0

And make them pay for the tanning service!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can that rocket go to Io?

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The_MAGA_Century 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just let them be there at the launch.

Under the rocket.

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