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Alpha_Lemming 8 points ago +8 / -0

Slip the firing announcements onto the teleprompter so the on air personalities fire themselves.

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realdennycrane 4 points ago +4 / -0

So evil. I love it.

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jjkhawaiian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or they fire their co-host. Fredo "I'm smart" Cuomo will be told by Don Lemonpuss that he's fired.

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readyIgnite 7 points ago +8 / -1

A part of me would love to see CNN retained at current salary rates. Make them do actual news. The Don Lemon's criticizing BLM. Correcting the record on Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin. Put out an in depth piece on Kyle Rittenhouse self defense, railroaded by corrupt politicians, a child victimized by tyrannical DA's protecting criminal bandits torching the town.

The cognitive dissonance from tormented viewers would be a happening to behold.

After two, maybe three months of broadcast to airports and Holiday Express brunch tables around the globe? Viewers would be gobbling it up. Their viewers quickly forgot and swallowed up any emotional appeal prior. They'd form to the new mold. Could be fun.

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Wrexxis780 7 points ago +7 / -0

Something more horrifying? Make them report the truth.

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jackasskicker [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha, they will burn like vampires in sunlight.

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jetjetjet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact Check: vampires do not exist, therefore sunlight does not exist. This is CNN.

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jackasskicker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fact check: CNN would say that.

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politifox 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait till it is dead and just buy the rights to the name CNN and resurrect it as Conservative News Network.

Let it keep dropping money and dying.

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jjkhawaiian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let her die

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dataonly 4 points ago +4 / -0

or Trump News Network as another poster suggested to me the other day. Had a good sound to it.

And he might get it cheap.

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jjkhawaiian 1 point ago +1 / -0

PNN - Peoples' News Network (or Patriot News Network)

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hillaryforprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think CNN is worthless. Would love to see it burned to the ground. Maybe antifa can start it.

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MooseKnukl3 3 points ago +3 / -0

He does a segment with each CNN anchor called 10 things you like about Trump. Everyone who doesn't do theirs is deemed to be a resignation.

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jjkhawaiian 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of them would quit while all Fox traitors would be applying. Don't hire any of them except for Lou Dobbs, Maria B, Stuart Varney... That's it. Out of two channels, 3 people who are patriots? Pathetic. He should buy Fox News (though I don't want Disney to get any help financially - let them burn).

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MooseKnukl3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disney.. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm melting

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump News Network

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be a blast....."Fredo, Lemon, Tapper, Cooper, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"

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jjkhawaiian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Richard Madcow needs the boot (up her loose ass), too.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would over at MSNBC, the other communist network.

But your diagnosis for boot insertion is correct....:)

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faplesspotato 3 points ago +3 / -0

70 million viewers in the first day alone. I'm not American and even I would watch that

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Can0_Wh00pass17 3 points ago +3 / -0

TNN ~ Trump News Network. Hosted by Ron Demon

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Au_contrarian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make Jim Acosta harangue Joe Biden.

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dfponysoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not available anymore 🤨

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Burmeister 3 points ago +3 / -0

No we should not have Trumps good name associated with that evil organization. Destroy it and lat the name be cast in infamy for generations

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NelsC 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. Let it die, so the owners hurt too.

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Mcrumples 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honest question - can Trump even buy CNN while he's president? Or would they spin that as him "abusing his power as president" by mocking/denigrating them so much that their value fell just so he could buy them up?

Or does it just not matter because they'll even spin a cure for cancer as an abuse of power so who cares?

I do like the idea of TNN though...

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suggested this myself on here. Makes perfect sense. What a perfect revenge!

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ikuyas 2 points ago +2 / -0

72m x $100 = $7.2b

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0