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posted ago by ClottinEyeJoe69 +19 / -1

It's pretty obvious. Just a big media scare to tank the economy and rig the election with mail in ballots. Nice try fags.

Anyway it'll be hilarious to see the libs screech and all the confused kids and tweets: "my 6 tear old asked me why the bad orange man won't leave the oval. Literslly shaking." Ah low information dumbfuck libtard shit dicks. What are we gonna do with em.

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iStillPlayC64 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not fake. But its just a bad flu strain with a 99.9%+ survival rate for a vast majority of people. I'd have to look up the CDC numbers again to get the exact numbers by age bracket.

Strip clubs are open right now. I live in a major city. Been there several times. Healthy as hell.

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smis 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's a rebranding of the common cold so it definitely exists... :)

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ClottinEyeJoe69 [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Maybe they rigged the machines.

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wisconsheepgirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its a very real and serious virus. I have had 5 family members get it. Husband, he was very sick. One brother and his daughter got it, it showed as a very bad cold. Another brother got it, he got pneumonia, it affected his heart he flat-lined in ER. My mother got it, 90 years old and did not affect her at all.

Most certainly not fake. However the response NOW, 8 months later is overdone and ridiculous. The virus is going to be a virus. Only control a person has is to do good hand hygiene. Mask? Uncle who flat-line wore mask all day at work. Its bullshit.

The deaths from everything but COVID has exceeded due to not seeking medical attention, delay of treatment, drug/alcohol abuse and suicide. Not worth it.

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TickleMissle 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's definitely bigger than mail in ballots but mail in ballots were definitely a part of it. "Never let a crisis go to waste" usually means to cross multiple items off the to-do list. There's too many of them to list here but a couple obvious ones are...

  1. Cripple small businesses and consolidate market share of different industries on a global scale.
  2. Institute controls on basic human rights and freedoms (restriction of movement, censorship, etc)
  3. Force globalization and reshape/coordinate the global structures of power surrounding our future technocracy.
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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

let's assume this is the worst, most contagious virus in human history

But Doctors and Nurses had plenty of time to choreograph, practice, and film tiktok dances during the original 2 weeks to stop the spread.

Bars and Sporting Events and Rallys are super spreader events

BLM Protests are fine though.

Strip Clubs are a place of first amendment expression and need to be open, but churches are not

If you were positive and symptomatic with COVID, you can still go vote in person (because fuck everyone else I guess)

Dr Faucci has been well funded and said something like this would happen for 20 years now, but looks like a fucking doof with no ideas other than stop all normal human interaction (Bill Gates too)

Oh, and the fucking CDC's website says if you get it, the vast majority of us will recover at home with fluids (like a fucking weak cold)... and that's if you're symptomatic.

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FudgyFudgeBots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thr virus is not fake. The reaponse to it is.

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ClottinEyeJoe69 [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's mostly fake if Elon can't even get the right results.

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sensing a distinct glow on this post

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ClottinEyeJoe69 [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Got me

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