A man is driving when he gets a flat tire. He pulls to the side of the road, unbolts the flat and is rolling up the spare. While doing so, a cat runs by and scatters the bolts. They roll off the street into a sewage grate.
Cursing in frustration, the man fruitlessly tries to retrieve the bolts. While doing so, he realizes he broke down by a mental hospital. An inmate in a white gown and wild hair is watching him.
"What are you looking at?" growls the man.
"Take one bolt from the other wheels," says the inmate. "Use those on the spare. That should hold long enough for you to get to a garage."
"Good idea!" said the man. "Didn't think you guys would come up with that."
Old joke:
A man is driving when he gets a flat tire. He pulls to the side of the road, unbolts the flat and is rolling up the spare. While doing so, a cat runs by and scatters the bolts. They roll off the street into a sewage grate.
Cursing in frustration, the man fruitlessly tries to retrieve the bolts. While doing so, he realizes he broke down by a mental hospital. An inmate in a white gown and wild hair is watching him.
"What are you looking at?" growls the man.
"Take one bolt from the other wheels," says the inmate. "Use those on the spare. That should hold long enough for you to get to a garage."
"Good idea!" said the man. "Didn't think you guys would come up with that."
The inmate says: "I'm crazy. Not stupid."