They're not wrong. We went to a MAGA rally on Saturday and there was a gay couple there. Pickup truck loaded with rainbow trump flags, "No more bullshit" Trump flags, and US flags. The whole thing was rigged for effect.

They were manly men. They had beards and fit right in with the other working fellas who were there. Truly calm, stable, masculine men with not one drop of soy between the two of them.

As I watched them mingle and chat with the crowd all I could think was, "Even our gays are better than their gays."