9242 () posted 150 days ago by Raken 150 days ago by Raken +9246 / -4 1046 comments share 1046 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (1046) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 24 ▼ – Bossman28894 24 points 150 days ago +24 / -0 Breathe steady, holding breath creates aneurysms permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – kingship76 12 points 150 days ago +12 / -0 Is that true? My pot-smoking friend is curious. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Bossman28894 7 points 150 days ago +7 / -0 Nah I’m just foolin, but sure feels like it when you lift waits and forget to breath permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Phil_DeGraves 7 points 150 days ago +7 / -0 My pot-smoking friend is curious. He should check the FAQ page on the website of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, it might say. Oh wait, are they using "Joint" in a different meaning? Damn. Now they sound way less fun! permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – ItsTooMuchWinning 4 points 150 days ago +4 / -0 Probably not, but I'm sure holding your breath long enough results in voting democrat ('cause you'd be dead). permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – kag-2020- 2 points 150 days ago +2 / -0 There's an advisory I can support: CAUTION: Holding your breath for more than 3 minutes will cause you to vote Democrat permalink parent save report block reply
Breathe steady, holding breath creates aneurysms
Is that true? My pot-smoking friend is curious.
Nah I’m just foolin, but sure feels like it when you lift waits and forget to breath
He should check the FAQ page on the website of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, it might say.
Oh wait, are they using "Joint" in a different meaning? Damn. Now they sound way less fun!
Probably not, but I'm sure holding your breath long enough results in voting democrat ('cause you'd be dead).
There's an advisory I can support:
CAUTION: Holding your breath for more than 3 minutes will cause you to vote Democrat