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fjobb 29 points ago +29 / -0

Net neutrality is what got me.

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fjobb 11 points ago +11 / -0

NN was my first death. After attending a saint biden rally i rose from the grave due to the man's intense charisma and force of will. Unfortunately i was then one of the 200 million that died from gun violence that day and I still vote for democrats now.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was 93 million a day, and I've been killed by that one at least 47 times now.

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Italians_Invented_2A 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shame that you can't enjoy the next 12 years before climate change destroys the world

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fjobb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well at least i can buy cheap waterfront property now that everyone has devalued it so much since it will be underwater soon due to climate change. What do you mean that hasn't happened?

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BlackFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, but you only have a month and a half left to enjoy living. In the 80s, they told us oceans would rise 10 feet by 2020. See you all in hell.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Withdrawing from the Paris Accord is what took me out.

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ca18det 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fell to the first batch of Murder Hornets.

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LFCIRE96 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lmao remember that