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paradox87 703 points ago +706 / -3

Twitter is a joke, I sincerely hope we break them and facebook up, they are the biggest propaganda machine the world has ever seen.

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Sapito 260 points ago +263 / -3

mail your old dirty socks to twitter headquarters at

1355 Market Street #900 San Francisco, CA 94103

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Big-Dick-Dale 161 points ago +162 / -1

They'll charge me with a terror offense

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t-ara-fan 50 points ago +50 / -0

And now he looks homeless. Is that to blend in with the locals?

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Paul-Revere 14 points ago +14 / -0

Baaaaahhahaha! (That’s either my laugh of the sound of the goat!)

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e_pluribus_unum9 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK!

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Klown_Kutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Except now it's the left saying that.

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doug2 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's their literal virtue signal. They think that's how the "common man" looks. That's how fucking out of touch they are

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SleepingDragon4444 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously? Sounds like a joke, but that kind of thing can be true in 2020.

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GrayGhost 5 points ago +5 / -0

The long goat-like beard is because he has fully-embraced Western Occultism, specifically a not-uncommon brand of Satanic Hermeticism. Go have a look at LaVey and his brood for reference. Jack's open about his Satanism, none of this should sound anywhere close to absurd.

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Sodium_miner 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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King5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

i hear Jack likes to buy them really young, like Epstein young....creepy.

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TrumpTrain2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, Officer. ^This^ is the comment that terrorized me.

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jail time is worth it for that one.

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

The new teen trend

Corona bombing through the mail.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not with that attitude.

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FireannDireach 28 points ago +28 / -0

They won't even notice, they work in poop street city. They'd probably welcome dirty socks about now.

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Sapito 10 points ago +11 / -1

Lol true 😆

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Aoikaze2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh yeah, it'd make a nice poop sock for the office....

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CritiquETorch 1 point ago +1 / -0

That got me

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, it's a pretty shitty joke... sorry...

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Glentennis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cum on guys, we're better than this.

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ShwoopDaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

They will then sell it on the black market. I'm sure atleast one of their employees are one of those who sell dirty underwear and socks on the dark web (heck on ebay too. There is sneaky methods to post them.l

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goodatlife123 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll mail them my old dirty jerk socks....

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WhoElse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jack will add them to his collection

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Gipgm2 2 points ago +2 / -0

After jacking off

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smartass 34 points ago +35 / -1

Google too - they just hide it better.

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Johnson 17 points ago +17 / -0

SAD. I liked their utility.

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MrBabySpam 7 points ago +7 / -0

They havent made or released anything useful in years.

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Greg-2012 11 points ago +11 / -0

I read an article today that the EO Trump signed in 2018 for election fraud set traps that all of Big Tech has fallen into, treason.

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ks212 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope this is actually true... sounds like way too much of a long shot but if its true and if the moronic MSM actually did fall into this trap... the tears of the mentally ill will be absolutely GLORIOUS.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leigh Dundas - Executive order for election interference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2MkvWh7poY

the executive order:https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-imposing-certain-sanctions-event-foreign-interference-united-states-election/

this is the Nuke GEOTUS installed way back in 2018....guy has always been playing 4d chess while the neanderthal left were playing hopscotch.

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ks212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. I read up on it... It sounds honestly too good to be true on a level of 4d chess that's honestly unbelievable at this point. I WANT it to be true, and I want to see the tears of the mentally ill left flood the goddamn planet on the day the MSM is forcibly seized and all the big tech social platform owners arrested for high treason.

This is the outcome I WANT to see.

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UpTrump 27 points ago +27 / -0

Twatter and FB and Gulag are so much worse than Microsoft and AT&T ever were

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NormalCupcake 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't AT&T own CNN?

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not until recently and I believe they are trying to sell them off.

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

For now at least...

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fecebook is a disgrace

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GHOULLIO 11 points ago +12 / -1

You got from now till January to do something about it after that everything the dems want will be baked in till the revolution starts.

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BobbyLee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dispooter is the new name for Twatter

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BattleKing 150 points ago +151 / -1

This is because Twitter doesn't think the vote counting rooms are 'sacred' ;)

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weltbild [S] 39 points ago +40 / -1

but they are blessed by orthodox priests

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arentbaby 8 points ago +8 / -0

RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE

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Ithrowawaay 35 points ago +37 / -2

This is DISPOOTED guys!

Read that in Deputy Doofey’s voice.

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well is it just dispooted, or also deboonked?

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +1 / -0

That van, right there? YEAH LETS GO.

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t know about easy, but fuck yes we will WIN

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TheNewRepublic 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’re doubling down with no chips.

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FireannDireach 96 points ago +97 / -1

I don't think those ridiculous tags they're adding have any impact. I think they'll ultimately be just like the parental warning stickers that the music industry compromised with, during the PMRC witchhunt.

In other words, they'll work better to attract attention, than get people to avoid them. They're spotlighting the dispute, not burying it. Libs aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, these "disputed" tags are just cunty 'so there" childish liberals.

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FireannDireach 20 points ago +21 / -1

Precisely.

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CaptJohnYossarian 22 points ago +23 / -1

Commonly known today as the Streisand effect.

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residue69 11 points ago +11 / -0

Member when Tipper Gore and Hillary conspired with the private prison and music industries to create super predators that they could lock up and profit off of?

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BasedMechanic 8 points ago +8 / -0

That was awesome!

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Callix 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think they’ll be like the “this product is known to cause cancer” stickers on everything in California. If you put a sticker on everything, people tune out the warning.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously I've seen so many of those I'm not even concerned around things that might actually be dangerous

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sirtra 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is one flag they use which prevents it being liked and retweeted so it's more than just a kiddy lock, its active supression.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +2 / -1

You sure? I just looked at that tweet, and I can retweet it (not going to, my account is very undercover) and it's actively being liked. It's at 114k likes right now.

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sirtra 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is more than one type of flag, the supression one is more rare but it exists and has been used on Trump

https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2020/2020-election-update.html

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loveshock 7 points ago +8 / -1

They are playing with fire, after all. If I worked there I would worry about my own safety.

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Drewniverse 30 points ago +31 / -1

Break up big tech. Too big to fail shouldn't be a thing now adays!

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CaptJohnYossarian 18 points ago +19 / -1

Should never be a thing.

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loveshock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Either with laws or with blood. It's coming.

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pup1pup 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's insane.

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_Sully_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's insane is why leftist don't like the 2nd amendment and it ain't because of school shooters.

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iron_patriot22 25 points ago +27 / -2

OH GOD OH FUCK

IM GONNA

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iron_patriot22 33 points ago +34 / -1

DISPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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TheImpossible1 13 points ago +14 / -1

IT'S DEBOOOONKED!

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

REBOOnKERS 1776

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TexasPiper 24 points ago +25 / -1

Twitter will be dealt with, one way or another.

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TimeToStand 18 points ago +18 / -0

When will the CEOs of these companies be thrown in jail?

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Uh-hickabuh 17 points ago +18 / -1

Break a pool cue in half and give one half each to Zuckerberg and Dorsey. Whoever makes it out alive gets to spend the rest of his life in jail.

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha-ha! Is good joke! But no, we kill survivor too. Pay per view only one hundred American dollars.

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LolWhatACuck -15 points ago +2 / -17

And then we'll just remake the service?

Like why do you dumb fucks think Dorsey is important in any way? Hell if Dorsey was dead my TC might improve substantially because more leadership positions are open, but it's not going to change the functioning of Twitter in any way.

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RussianAgent13 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol what a cuck

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LolWhatACuck -4 points ago +1 / -5

For 300 big ones a year I'll cuck myself to Tyrone every night.

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wizdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now you're just lying outright.

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LolWhatACuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

https://imgur.com/a/TLy4LxY

Id' say suck my dick, but that would just be laughing at poor people, so I won't say that

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EpicPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

plastic roof

makes fun of poors

lol

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Spirit_of_Resistance 3 points ago +3 / -0

What makes you think California gun laws makes you safe?

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DONS_YUGE_DONG 2 points ago +2 / -0

funny coming from the guy who thinks we're a bunch of unimportant dumb fucks and is here wasting his time trying to troll

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is only joke, comrade! Laugh!

LAUGH! OR YOU ARE NEXT!

but yes. Honestly I put the physical infrastructure at a higher value than the humans running it. Break some servers and landlines and you'll do far more damage than just switching one clueless ceo for another, or one floor of censors for another.

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LolWhatACuck -7 points ago +1 / -8

We don't have single point of failure physical infrastructure. You could destroy all the physical server infrastucture in the United States that has our code on it but it wouldn't really do anything.

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Thecloudsurfer91 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's.. how cloud servers work.

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LolWhatACuck -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yeah if you live in fucking 2010.

Bringing down a cloud server in 2020 will do absolutely nothing, there's too much failover.

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Thecloudsurfer91 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm literally agreeing with you

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I wouldn't expect a one-and-done against a globalist puppet. Basically guerilla-siege hybrid warfare.

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LolWhatACuck -1 points ago +1 / -2

I actually have very controversial opinions at Twitter.

I think Twitter goes way to hard on hate speech. I don't care about hate speech. If you want to claim that black people are low IQ you can do so, just have an argument behind it. It shouldn't be banned. If you wanna be a Nazi well by god Sieg Heil my friend.

What should be banned is active disinformation. It shouldn't be tagged. It shouldn't be moderated, it should just be banned.

What the consensus among other employees?

There's internal polling that happens but we don't have access to it.

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LolWhatACuck -1 points ago +1 / -2

The problem is that any engineer who is stupid enough to work for a right wing hack company is much too stupid to create a service at Twitter's scale.

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Lionkitty 1 point ago +1 / -0

counting TRUMP votes...

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Dialectic 15 points ago +21 / -6

Twitter is china

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MAGA5150 13 points ago +14 / -1

Burn Twitter down.

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loveshock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lock the doors first.

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Winged_Splinter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pretty sure they have their algorithm set to apply that dispute as soon as Trump says anything related to the election. I'm sure there are keywords like ballot, mail, Pennsylvania, poll, watchers, Georgia, Arizona, Michigan, Wisconsin and probably a lot more.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

For us, sure. But I'd bet there's a pink or purple haired, tattooed covered thing in the Twitter office who gets to smugly apply these to Trump's account. If it's not Jack himself.

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loveshock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even more reason they should be taken out. They aren't even trying, just on autocensor.

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testingonetwothree 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are sooo bad at fraud!!!!!!! Just purposely dispute a few to avoid suspicion......

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emperors_apprentice 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is what we in the biz call "a tell"

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Lastcall1224 6 points ago +7 / -1

The fact Trump hasn't had Twitter raided and shut down for election fraud and treason is what tells me he has zero control of doj. And that's scary for us

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Dr0neRec0very 5 points ago +8 / -3

Twatter "fact checked" the words "I won!" xD Twatter needs punished. @Jack needs a spanking and a time out box to learn from his mistakes. That's how the pompous asshole talks about our American patriots, by the way.

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Mr_Man 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would hate to see Twitter completely go under financially or all of their servers go up in flames or Jack Dorsey go to prison and get ass raped.

All those things would suck. And I definitely wouldn't laugh or throw a yuge party if they did happen.

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LLegendary 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enemy of the people.

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SkeletorsTeeth 4 points ago +5 / -1

To be fair....math is racist

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 3 points ago +4 / -1

2+2=5 Common Core told me so!

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MoonlitDoll13 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is insane. We are all a part of history. The left have been trying to re-write and wipe our American history from the books and the world. It's sad. And now Britain is in on it? Well... No coincidence there. After all.. we fought them and won. We conquered them. I hope this evidence President Donald J Trump has is enough to drain the swamp. Thank you Mr. President. You are amazing.

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Pederella 3 points ago +4 / -1

Twatter rejects reality and substitutes their own.

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meme_pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can’t even hide their bias anymore. SAD!!!

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big_league 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the clearest evidence of fraud to me. If rates are a double digit factor lower, it is nothing short of obvious that illegal votes were counted. The fact that the media ignores these fascinating pieces of evidence, or at the bare minimum, a massive irregularity, is astounding.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 3 points ago +4 / -1

Both Twitter and FB have had a part in election fraud.

But, we know they will get away with it.

Their code needs a nice virus.

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AbsoluteJack1 3 points ago +3 / -0

REPEAL SECTION 230 IMMEDIATELY

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de9ebkmd7 0 points ago +1 / -1

230 is probably fine. We need a ruling that says 230 does not apply to Twitter (or YouTube or Facebook, etc)

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snoopy3210 3 points ago +4 / -1

She swallows everything.

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GoldEagle97 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well yeah, it’s a coup and Big Tech was in on it.

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PepePlissken 3 points ago +4 / -1

It mathematically makes no sense that you can increase mail-in ballots to astronomical levels in the 2020 election while having 30 times lower rejection rate that previous election years.

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weltbild [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

necessity is the mother of invention

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RussianActual 3 points ago +4 / -1

It matters not who's voting, but who's counting the votes. Never been so true in America, unfortunately.

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mikejones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter knows going from bad to worse is worth the risk.

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MichelesPenis 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are you ready to demand government control of all media yet? I believe that's the end game of this outrageous conduct. Useful idiots playing into their own demise.

Why else would you follow the path of alienating half the country? It's so blatant it can't be unintentional.

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point I just assume they have a filter on his account. Any tweet that contains certain keywords or phrases get a warning automatically no matter what the context or accuracy is

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BasedMechanic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's even worse imo

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weltbild [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isnt it standard to assume bad intent when election integrity rules are violated by international convention?

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sirtra 2 points ago +3 / -1

But seriously how the f is this not a huge and obvious red flag but more importantly how is this considered an audit or verification.

This is like going to the casino, putting $1000 on black then being asked to go outside and wait while they generate the result. You're then informed you lost and to just take their word on it.

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weltbild [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

mate the entire fraud is obvious they dare you to do something about it

saturday was big because it removed two of the primary checks on trump, the will of the people and mike pence are with him all the way

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Thekraken 2 points ago +2 / -0

They put that on pretty much every tweet form the president where you been lol

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Mooma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dispooted

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Lurkers4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

The claim disputed here is about the vote counting rooms. Nothing is sacred to the left.

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Nogozone 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the fuck can they keep getting away with that if they don’t actually check what is being said.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not available to me, not woke enuff, I guess... I did reload it, can't see it.

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +3 / -1

He should tweet, "Election day this year fell on Nov 3rd, 2020"

And see if twatter claims that is disputed.

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rplgn 2 points ago +2 / -0

They dont like his conclusions.

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phlashmanusa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh...whats new with those fucks

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hyperlurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, if President Trump was to say, "Water is wet at between 33° and 211° F, or between 0 and 99° C, Twitter would dispute it. Within hours, Snopes and USAToday would have articles about times that water wasn't wet at its liquid temperature range.

So how much does it really mean that they say it's disputed?

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busygenx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Tech will do anything to make POTUS look bad. They haven't figured out any way at all to make us abandon him.

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DragonNRG 2 points ago +2 / -0

media is ignoring and downplaying everything going on so that when the election ultimately is awarded to Trump, they can act like it's "out of nowhere" and spike the instantaneous rage level to fight it