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Tardigrade 253 points ago +254 / -1

It's a tentacle.

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Cswanger22 63 points ago +64 / -1

Remember he is not into tentacle porn. He was just showing his family that it was out there

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Itateeverybody 36 points ago +37 / -1

Yeah because I know when I watch something horrendously disgusting online, my first thought is, hmmmm my wife and children should be here.

I mean who hasn't done that?

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 18 points ago +19 / -1

The left is full of degenerates.

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basedBlumpkin 14 points ago +15 / -1

"I was not watching midget anal. I was merely showing my family what it was."

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Mitschu 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't get all the hate for Kurt.

I mean, he was just downloading child pornography for his research, which is something we all do, when he got into an argument with his wife and kids over whether or not tentacle porn exists, which is a very common argument to have with the family, so he decided to show them some uncensored schoolgirl creampie hentai to prove them wrong, which is a totally reasonable action to take given his circumstances, and accidentally demonstrated that to the internet while uploading an image to prove he was the victim of anti-semitic hate speech provoked by Tucker Carlson Falsehoods (he keeps a binder full of them, as is common practice) that caused him to have a seizure, which is a position we've all been in before and should empathize with.

Sheesh.

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TexasPiper 7 points ago +8 / -1

o.O

wat

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Wtf_socialismreally 9 points ago +10 / -1

Kurt Eichenwald watches tentacle porn with his family

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ProfessorRomendev 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you don't know the story, he had a tab open to a website called 'e-hentai', which is basically a site for pornographic japanese comic books. Rather than say 'ah, dang, you got me, sorry everyone, that's unprofessional', he made up this story about how he wanted to show his family that tentacle porn exists, cause they didn't believe him.

Except the tab shown wasn't to a hentai with tentacle porn.

Now, Kurt Eichenwald, as I've heard, got pretty famous for his work reporting on child-sex rings, and stuff like that. You know what the hentai linked to? Shota porn. What is shota? Male characters that either look like young boys, or who actually are young boys.

It's kinda creepy.

Though you can actually go to that specific hentai and all the comments are making fun of him. It's pretty funny.

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Anubis1 3 points ago +4 / -1

By having non-tentacle hentai on his computer. Because he couldn't find any tentacle porn.

Which means he's either...

A: Not intelligent enough to turn off Safe Search and type in "Tentacle Porn" into google images

B: A fucking liar.

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PaizuriPelosi 1 point ago +2 / -1

And he couldn’t even do that properly.

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CharlesDemar72 5 points ago +6 / -1

I wonder if he is a proponent of “zoom dicking”?

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 3 points ago +4 / -1

Toobing?

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +3 / -1

Must be a day ending in 'Y'.

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aangler100 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I love .win

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Clandestiny 10 points ago +11 / -1

so true, kek

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Sagan 4 points ago +4 / -0

so fried calamari as an appetizer?

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +4 / -1

👆🏻