I mean, he was just downloading child pornography for his research, which is something we all do, when he got into an argument with his wife and kids over whether or not tentacle porn exists, which is a very common argument to have with the family, so he decided to show them some uncensored schoolgirl creampie hentai to prove them wrong, which is a totally reasonable action to take given his circumstances, and accidentally demonstrated that to the internet while uploading an image to prove he was the victim of anti-semitic hate speech provoked by Tucker Carlson Falsehoods (he keeps a binder full of them, as is common practice) that caused him to have a seizure, which is a position we've all been in before and should empathize with.
If you don't know the story, he had a tab open to a website called 'e-hentai', which is basically a site for pornographic japanese comic books. Rather than say 'ah, dang, you got me, sorry everyone, that's unprofessional', he made up this story about how he wanted to show his family that tentacle porn exists, cause they didn't believe him.
Except the tab shown wasn't to a hentai with tentacle porn.
Now, Kurt Eichenwald, as I've heard, got pretty famous for his work reporting on child-sex rings, and stuff like that. You know what the hentai linked to? Shota porn. What is shota? Male characters that either look like young boys, or who actually are young boys.
It's kinda creepy.
Though you can actually go to that specific hentai and all the comments are making fun of him. It's pretty funny.
It's a tentacle.
Remember he is not into tentacle porn. He was just showing his family that it was out there
Yeah because I know when I watch something horrendously disgusting online, my first thought is, hmmmm my wife and children should be here.
I mean who hasn't done that?
The left is full of degenerates.
"I was not watching midget anal. I was merely showing my family what it was."
I don't get all the hate for Kurt.
I mean, he was just downloading child pornography for his research, which is something we all do, when he got into an argument with his wife and kids over whether or not tentacle porn exists, which is a very common argument to have with the family, so he decided to show them some uncensored schoolgirl creampie hentai to prove them wrong, which is a totally reasonable action to take given his circumstances, and accidentally demonstrated that to the internet while uploading an image to prove he was the victim of anti-semitic hate speech provoked by Tucker Carlson Falsehoods (he keeps a binder full of them, as is common practice) that caused him to have a seizure, which is a position we've all been in before and should empathize with.
Sheesh.
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Kurt Eichenwald watches tentacle porn with his family
If you don't know the story, he had a tab open to a website called 'e-hentai', which is basically a site for pornographic japanese comic books. Rather than say 'ah, dang, you got me, sorry everyone, that's unprofessional', he made up this story about how he wanted to show his family that tentacle porn exists, cause they didn't believe him.
Except the tab shown wasn't to a hentai with tentacle porn.
Now, Kurt Eichenwald, as I've heard, got pretty famous for his work reporting on child-sex rings, and stuff like that. You know what the hentai linked to? Shota porn. What is shota? Male characters that either look like young boys, or who actually are young boys.
It's kinda creepy.
Though you can actually go to that specific hentai and all the comments are making fun of him. It's pretty funny.
By having non-tentacle hentai on his computer. Because he couldn't find any tentacle porn.
Which means he's either...
A: Not intelligent enough to turn off Safe Search and type in "Tentacle Porn" into google images
B: A fucking liar.
And he couldn’t even do that properly.
I wonder if he is a proponent of “zoom dicking”?
Toobing?
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
This is why I love .win
so true, kek
so fried calamari as an appetizer?
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