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TheMetrologist 143 points ago +143 / -0

If you are not a fan of Keanu you should be. Look him up sometime and you will find nothing but stories about a good man, whatever his politics are, he is a good man.

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Wolverine 23 points ago +23 / -0

He also lost his wife and kid, likely what this quote is referring to.

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Fortybattletoa 9 points ago +12 / -3

He has a gf already and shes like a 50 something.

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AtticusDenzil 15 points ago +15 / -0

he is 50 himself ?!

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s actually older than her. I think the surprise is mainly due to the disparity in the age they appear to be.

Keanu is mid 50s but looks 40s, possibly even a very generous 39 if you squint real hard.

His girlfriend is younger, but just looks...old. Like an old person. She looks like a 60-70 year old in really good shape.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/celebrities/2019110580113/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-revealed/0-386-861/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-z.jpg

So while the age gap is normal, most just can’t tell and it looks like Keanu is banging our Grandma.

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TrumpAndGodWin 63 points ago +63 / -0

There is no poon.

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pmurTJdlanoD 21 points ago +21 / -0

Holy KeK

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NoTimeToBleed 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is funny.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

O M G

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Virtigo31 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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figurativelyliteral 11 points ago +13 / -2

was she hot?

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pepperedtrail 6 points ago +10 / -4

"she"

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labajada 9 points ago +9 / -0

"he" had a penis.

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ClokworkGremlin 11 points ago +11 / -0

is that Nicholas Cage?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a dude

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wernerziegler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bailey Jay?

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Duchess 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sauce?

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Cadastral -2 points ago +1 / -3

He made a movie back in like 2015 or so (Knock Knock) that seemed like it was trying to normalize pedophilia.

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Boijoina 1 point ago +1 / -0

What? Theres no kids in that movie lol

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Cadastral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok true (besides the main character's kids). But imagine you're a globalist trying to paint a sympathetic picture for pedophiles. You might start out this way so people will say "see look, there are gradations of pedos, they're not all bad". Also, do you remember him talking about how it was free pizza? Bizarre metaphor, right?

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Boijoina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember it was 2 college aged women that seduced a married man and wrecked his life completely. Looked to me like a parable on the inevitable effects of adultery on a mans life and legacy.

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RustCohle33 3 points ago +3 / -0

For real? And ftm or mtf?

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RustCohle33 13 points ago +13 / -0

Damn that’s the gayer one

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Walbort 9 points ago +9 / -0

LMAO

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MAGAgirl76 45 points ago +45 / -0

I have been a fan of Keanu Reeves since 1991. I have read countless articles about him and I’ve also read fan encounters with him. He seems like a genuinely nice person. He also has a sense of humor. He doesn’t get involved in politics, which is nice. He just comes off as a nice guy who just wants to make movies and ride his motorcycle.

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Tacitus 56 points ago +56 / -0

If an actor doesn't get publicly involved in politics... that gives you a decent hint as to what his politics really are.

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sleepingbeautyc 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is truth.

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namaste_trump 42 points ago +43 / -1

he is a pretty awesome dude. those into gunday would likely love his movies. he makes the gun fights look so real. and he aint no B grade actor. he is a heavy weight!!!

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BidenCrimeFamily 29 points ago +29 / -0

He can legit shoot for real too

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

I sometimes rewatch that clip where he is training for John Wick, where he just obliterates the course. It’s amazing to watch.

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wolfygirl2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love that video! 💖

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ClokworkGremlin 14 points ago +15 / -1

Movies nothin' there's videos of him doing 3-gun out there.

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don_piledrive_hilary 13 points ago +13 / -0

He takes his acting seriously. He went through real training to make John Wick look legit.

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I_Used_to_be_me 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would also love seeing him train for his movies like John Wick. The dude is as legit as they come. A rare breed in Hollywood

https://youtu.be/Xii9_oWQ7HY

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MAGAdawg800 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hey that's pretty good

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RedFemmeRedemption 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idubbbs there.

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Domybidding 19 points ago +19 / -0

Is he based or no? I’ve seen videos of him doing 3 gun stuff but I may be misremembering.

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sully 37 points ago +37 / -0

I think Keanu is apolitical. So my guess would be yes. He's a pretty humble dude.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes he trained at teran tactical for his john wick stuff. He wanted all the gunfights as realistic as he could get it.

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Domybidding 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ohhhhh, that’s actually impressive! I just went back into yt and tried to track those vids down but all I can find is 10 second clips. I specifically remember watching a video that was like 30 min long where he was running and gunning

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I_Used_to_be_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://youtu.be/Xii9_oWQ7HY not 30 minutes but at least a good amount/longer than 10 seconds

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mornings [S] 5 points ago +12 / -7

Not sure playing with guns on screen makes him based. Maybe I'm jaded with suspicion, but he's Hollywood and that's enough for me not to give him the benefit of the doubt. (guns for me and not for thee)

It's a good sentiment anyway though, whether or not he actually said it.

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namaste_trump 24 points ago +24 / -0

he is not the pedowood. he is a humble hardworking awesome dude. and he once killed 3 men with a fucking pencil!!!

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zooty 13 points ago +13 / -0

Some say that if you don't hear anything about an actor's politics, there's a good chance they're on the right.

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BidenCrimeFamily 9 points ago +9 / -0

He plays with guns off screen. Has his own motorcycle/chopper business too.

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ClokworkGremlin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't he give motorcycles to all the crew on the Matrix movies?

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sleepingbeautyc 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm old fashioned. I don't care what your politics are. As long as you don't force them on me, we're cool. I am straight up for Trump but as long as you aren't screeching we can have a good conversation about whatever you are thinking about.

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T10166 15 points ago +18 / -3

Im beginning to like B list actors. They didn't sell their souls to make it to the top.

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VoterIDMatters 33 points ago +33 / -0

Keanu is not b-list

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T10166 5 points ago +8 / -3

But he also isn't TOM HANKS.

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sleepingbeautyc 3 points ago +3 / -0

ewwww. He does seem to like movies where he works with kids. Big, Mr Rogers, well that's all I got.

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JediMasterPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're saying eww now then you don't want to know what the Wilson face is..

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sleepingbeautyc 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure I don't want to know but what is the meaning of that face?

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RustTrohle 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Hanx” is a pedo and I never understood the hype of Forrest Gump and Castaway. Good movies but relax.

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NYC_4_Trump 7 points ago +9 / -2

Saving Private Ryan is top 5 all time.

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sleepingbeautyc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was he in that? I didn't remember it was him. But then again I have a terrible memory. He is not a bad actor he is a bad human.

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RustTrohle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree with this.

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T10166 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was my point.... A list actors are pedos who sold their soul to satan... I prefer B list actors whom may not ALWAYS be in the spotlight, but produce fantastic content....

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VoterIDMatters 4 points ago +4 / -0

He isn’t b-list. No one claimed he was Hanks.

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

hanks is a pedo

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T10166 1 point ago +1 / -0

Youre right he is! I mentioned that several times.

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

i did not see you mention it in the comment i replied to which you then deleted.

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neomt 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's some random ass user created list last updated over a year and a half ago.

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T10166 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fully agree...

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AtticusDenzil 1 point ago +1 / -0

i don't like tom hanks

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T10166 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither do I. I guess my sarcasm wasnt as clear as I thought it was....

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sleepingbeautyc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Took me a while to get Ted Theodore Logan. lol

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Alkaizer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Keanu Reeves runs a business called Arch Motorcycle if you're into motorcycles. Awesome guy!

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based_biker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeet, they are pretty cool, but expensive as fuck

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TheQuickening 8 points ago +9 / -1

"""No Weapon Forged Against You Will Prevail""" - Isaiah 54:17

WE WIN!

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wernerziegler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Keanu is a good dude and the guy is damn good at 3-gun competition.

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's so ironic that I found this post today because I feel like I'm living in Constantine surrounded by demons all day. I feel like God has forsaken me. I feel that Jesus is not listening to my prayers. I feel alone in this horrible broken world. My leaps of faith land me in a pond full of tar and I feel like a sucker every single time.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

During the test the teacher is always quiet.

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americaeffyeah 5 points ago +5 / -0

strange things are afoot at the Circle K....

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The_One_True_Bob 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a fan, but not of this quote. I don’t like to think God is sitting by passively while I am being tested. I believe it is God who gives me the strength to endure. I believe it was he responsible for the one set of footsteps as he carries me through the tough times.

But that’s just me. I don’t insist everyone believe the way I do.

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Jappletime 3 points ago +3 / -0

As Steve Bannon says...IF YOU ARE GOING THROUGH HELL, GO AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great quote. I never really cared about him because of the circlejerk but I loved the John Wick movies (except that one ruined by halle barry) and he won me over with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCIgpUTvfsA

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

God isn't quiet if you keep praying!

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dixond 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh, that's pretty good.

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

"No, you're amazing!"

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MUDLORD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keanuuuuuuuu!

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keanu is an amazing person.