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TheMetrologist 143 points ago +143 / -0

If you are not a fan of Keanu you should be. Look him up sometime and you will find nothing but stories about a good man, whatever his politics are, he is a good man.

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Wolverine 23 points ago +23 / -0

He also lost his wife and kid, likely what this quote is referring to.

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Fortybattletoa 9 points ago +12 / -3

He has a gf already and shes like a 50 something.

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AtticusDenzil 15 points ago +15 / -0

he is 50 himself ?!

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s actually older than her. I think the surprise is mainly due to the disparity in the age they appear to be.

Keanu is mid 50s but looks 40s, possibly even a very generous 39 if you squint real hard.

His girlfriend is younger, but just looks...old. Like an old person. She looks like a 60-70 year old in really good shape.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/celebrities/2019110580113/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-revealed/0-386-861/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-z.jpg

So while the age gap is normal, most just can’t tell and it looks like Keanu is banging our Grandma.

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deleted -14 points ago +16 / -30
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TrumpAndGodWin 63 points ago +63 / -0

There is no poon.

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pmurTJdlanoD 21 points ago +21 / -0

Holy KeK

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NoTimeToBleed 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is funny.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

O M G

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Virtigo31 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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figurativelyliteral 11 points ago +13 / -2

was she hot?

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pepperedtrail 6 points ago +10 / -4

"she"

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labajada 9 points ago +9 / -0

"he" had a penis.

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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ClokworkGremlin 11 points ago +11 / -0

is that Nicholas Cage?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a dude

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wernerziegler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bailey Jay?

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Duchess 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sauce?

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Cadastral -2 points ago +1 / -3

He made a movie back in like 2015 or so (Knock Knock) that seemed like it was trying to normalize pedophilia.

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RustCohle33 3 points ago +3 / -0

For real? And ftm or mtf?

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RustCohle33 13 points ago +13 / -0

Damn that’s the gayer one