2505 Not a huge Keanu fan, but I like this. (media.patriots.win) posted 149 days ago by mornings 149 days ago by mornings +2505 / -0 117 comments share 117 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (117) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 143 ▼ – TheMetrologist 143 points 149 days ago +143 / -0 If you are not a fan of Keanu you should be. Look him up sometime and you will find nothing but stories about a good man, whatever his politics are, he is a good man. permalink save report block reply ▲ 23 ▼ – Wolverine 23 points 149 days ago +23 / -0 He also lost his wife and kid, likely what this quote is referring to. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Fortybattletoa 9 points 149 days ago +12 / -3 He has a gf already and shes like a 50 something. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – AtticusDenzil 15 points 149 days ago +15 / -0 he is 50 himself ?! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – lifeisahologram 5 points 149 days ago +5 / -0 He’s actually older than her. I think the surprise is mainly due to the disparity in the age they appear to be. Keanu is mid 50s but looks 40s, possibly even a very generous 39 if you squint real hard. His girlfriend is younger, but just looks...old. Like an old person. She looks like a 60-70 year old in really good shape. https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/celebrities/2019110580113/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-revealed/0-386-861/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-z.jpg So while the age gap is normal, most just can’t tell and it looks like Keanu is banging our Grandma. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ -14 ▼ – deleted -14 points 149 days ago +16 / -30 ▲ 63 ▼ – TrumpAndGodWin 63 points 149 days ago +63 / -0 There is no poon. permalink save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – pmurTJdlanoD 21 points 149 days ago +21 / -0 Holy KeK permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – NoTimeToBleed 14 points 149 days ago +14 / -0 This is funny. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – deleted 5 points 149 days ago +5 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – M8kMdlErthGr8Again 2 points 149 days ago +2 / -0 O M G permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Virtigo31 2 points 149 days ago +2 / -0 🤣🤣🤣 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – figurativelyliteral 11 points 149 days ago +13 / -2 was she hot? permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – pepperedtrail 6 points 149 days ago +10 / -4 "she" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – labajada 9 points 149 days ago +9 / -0 "he" had a penis. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 149 days ago +3 / -1 ▲ 11 ▼ – ClokworkGremlin 11 points 149 days ago +11 / -0 is that Nicholas Cage? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – TommyLasordasBallBag 8 points 149 days ago +8 / -0 That's a dude permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 149 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 6 ▼ – wernerziegler 6 points 149 days ago +6 / -0 Bailey Jay? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Duchess 6 points 149 days ago +6 / -0 Sauce? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 149 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ -2 ▼ – Cadastral -2 points 149 days ago +1 / -3 He made a movie back in like 2015 or so (Knock Knock) that seemed like it was trying to normalize pedophilia. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – RustCohle33 3 points 149 days ago +3 / -0 For real? And ftm or mtf? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 149 days ago +2 / -1 ▲ 13 ▼ – RustCohle33 13 points 149 days ago +13 / -0 Damn that’s the gayer one permalink parent save report block reply
If you are not a fan of Keanu you should be. Look him up sometime and you will find nothing but stories about a good man, whatever his politics are, he is a good man.
He also lost his wife and kid, likely what this quote is referring to.
He has a gf already and shes like a 50 something.
he is 50 himself ?!
He’s actually older than her. I think the surprise is mainly due to the disparity in the age they appear to be.
Keanu is mid 50s but looks 40s, possibly even a very generous 39 if you squint real hard.
His girlfriend is younger, but just looks...old. Like an old person. She looks like a 60-70 year old in really good shape.
https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/celebrities/2019110580113/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-revealed/0-386-861/keanu-reeves-girlfriend-z.jpg
So while the age gap is normal, most just can’t tell and it looks like Keanu is banging our Grandma.
There is no poon.
Holy KeK
This is funny.
O M G
🤣🤣🤣
was she hot?
"she"
"he" had a penis.
is that Nicholas Cage?
That's a dude
Bailey Jay?
Sauce?
He made a movie back in like 2015 or so (Knock Knock) that seemed like it was trying to normalize pedophilia.
For real? And ftm or mtf?
Damn that’s the gayer one