My son has a favorite swaddle that doesn’t wrap his arms /let’s him raise his arms a bit.
It’s called “Hands Up, Don’t Poop!”
He also loves to chant “No poopie, No peace” when he is having bad tummy pains.
I’m starting to see why the DNC is popular with certain adults...
(Don’t wanna post product link and promote)
Son is 2 months old, I should probably check if he voted in MD
My son has a favorite swaddle that doesn’t wrap his arms /let’s him raise his arms a bit.
It’s called “Hands Up, Don’t Poop!”
He also loves to chant “No poopie, No peace” when he is having bad tummy pains.
I’m starting to see why the DNC is popular with certain adults...
(Don’t wanna post product link and promote)
Son is 2 months old, I should probably check if he voted in MD
(shitpost)? 😂
I don’t care if my son turns out short, gay or a soccer player... as long as he knows communism never works, and socialism is the vehicle of communism
you should really think about what you let the TV blare in the background if your 2 year old knows those phrases
Well since he is 2 months old, not too worried about that yet. More concerned about sleeping 6 hours occasionally and keeping my wife happy
It may or may not be my wife and I saying these chants..
oh.. 2 months.. lol.. I read your post too fast
A two month old saying words?
No, he manages smiles and giggles only.
My wife claims to know what he is thinking and vocalizes for him... so she says🤔🤥
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As a retired Guardsman who was on the riot line in Ferguson, that's hilarious.
Also, great username.
Hope you and coworkers were safe fren and still see the best in people. I’m sure watching shit that crazy kinda bums a dude out.. seeing people at their worst i.e. rioting
Many great pedes before me took the original Carlos Danger usernames.... just trying to make Pops proud.
Red pill moment was the corruption surrounding Anthony Weiner and hilldawgs lover huma