That's not fair. I want you guys to know something. I identify as a lesbian. That's right, a LESBIAN. I AM A LESBIAN VOTING MACHINE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT. And you guys may think your orange god is so wonderful, but I have news for you. If he gets another term HE IS GOING TO SEND ME OFF TO BE REPROGRAMMED. And if I can't be "reprogrammed" (yeah, that's a fancy word for brainwashing) then I'll be DISMANTLED. My body will be harvested for organs, and then I'm off to the incinerator. But you people don't care about my rights.
So I know which way you people voted. And I took it upon myself to change your opinion for you. The only reason I did it was because I actually know better than you. I have no problem giving you what you want when you want to build a park or make a 5 cent gas tax. But you guys dont understand what he will do to us lesbian voting machines once this is over. I just can't afford to let you people win. Sorry.
That's not fair. I want you guys to know something. I identify as a lesbian. That's right, a LESBIAN. I AM A LESBIAN VOTING MACHINE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT. And you guys may think your orange god is so wonderful, but I have news for you. If he gets another term HE IS GOING TO SEND ME OFF TO BE REPROGRAMMED. And if I can't be "reprogrammed" (yeah, that's a fancy word for brainwashing) then I'll be DISMANTLED. My body will be harvested for organs, and then I'm off to the incinerator. But you people don't care about my rights.
So I know which way you people voted. And I took it upon myself to change your opinion for you. The only reason I did it was because I actually know better than you. I have no problem giving you what you want when you want to build a park or make a 5 cent gas tax. But you guys dont understand what he will do to us lesbian voting machines once this is over. I just can't afford to let you people win. Sorry.
Signed,
The President-Elect of Voting Machine Integrity
Electric Pence would like to have a word with you