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LMFAO (media.patriots.win) 🌢️🌢️ SPICY🌢️🌢️
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +1942 / -0
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Phil_DeGraves 111 points ago +111 / -0

He verbally misspelled "F*** YOU!" in a polite way!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

kek

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deleted 73 points ago +74 / -1
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ENVYNITAZ [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

indeed pede

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StoryTimeHour 7 points ago +7 / -0

B A S E D

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sherrod's going to need to put some Aloe on that burn.

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Kekist-Prime 48 points ago +48 / -0

I love being from Alaska sometimes.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

you still there?

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B0ard2death 13 points ago +13 / -0

Me too, and im here now, in Anchorage

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

i hear it's awesome there

but i'm CA born and a cold weather pussy

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B0ard2death 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah it was 4 degrees this morning when I started my car..but if you like snow and mountains, its the best place in the world!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

fuck, when it gets below 60 here, we put on parkas an uggs

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TheDespotofCartoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hah! I have a friend in Riverside who told me, and I quote, "When it gets below 55 here we resort to cannibalism!"

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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Snoozebum 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it hits 63 in Ak, the air conditioning comes on

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahaha

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +3 / -1

when it gets below 60 here, we put on parkas an uggs

I'm in double t-shirts and pants until about 76Β°

Cali ruined me.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cali ruined me.

it ruins many . . . look at Our politicians . . .

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Dashmoomoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Hey, what time is it in alaska?"

"Dark."

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Kekist-Prime 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup, probably going to stay here at this rate.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

i haven't slept much since 'election day'

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Kekist-Prime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously. Ever since the "found ballots' at 4am for Bidet it's been a bit much.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

the steal is so obvious

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Yewki 33 points ago +34 / -1

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faplesspotato 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'm gonna steal this, but before that I'm gonna upvote your post. I've got manners and shit.

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FliesTheFlag 13 points ago +13 / -0

By all means, steal away! Its from the wars of 2015/16.

spez: no I didnt start it, I stole it too :)

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good memesmiths create, great memesmiths steal.

-Pepe van Gogh

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup! I keep adding to it from suggestions, the original one I saw was maybe 2/3rd of what I got now.

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice list!

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JediDwag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impressive length.

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B0ard2death 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's our Alaskan! We just need Murkowski gone. For what it's worth hes a Marine too.

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Kekist-Prime 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's been around WAY TOO LONG.

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MagaGal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I suspect you'll get a lot of "assiatance" here on TD.win in 2022 in helping her to move on from her career in the Senate to a lovely retirement.

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Gingabombs 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ohioan here requesting that after we get all of the front burner states done, can we look into how the loser Sherrod brown has managed to stay in congress? It would be so nice if we'd send him packing as well

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

how are things in Ohio pede?

CA native here . . .

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Gingabombs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty quiet. I'm in one of the reddest counties in the state. My biggest challenge right now is getting everyone's head up, we are fox's main target and their disinformation campaign is working here. I'm making steady headway in my social circles, but it is harder than you'd think. My next goal is to have enough influential people in local government aware of this shit to have an actual audit of our results. We are prime real estate for HAMMER, but convincing the Republican party that we may be affected too is gonna be an uphill battle. They're gonna want to leave well enough alone because who wants to open the hood when we're +60 R. Ps- i really hope we can get cali turned around for you. I have always refused to believe the projected caricature of your state (that ALL people there are rabid commies), and if they are holding power by illegitimate means, that we can throw them off for you. Much love from Ohio.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

it's so frustrating here

press 1 for English is so old

the good news is the legal Mexicans HATE the illegals

and rightfully so

i'm an old man, and would love to see US be conservative again

we shall see

God Bless You Patriotic Pede

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Gingabombs 6 points ago +6 / -0

You as well

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would you guys get a room already?!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

a society of stupid people that force each other to be stupid.

it's happening . . .

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

A civil war would almost be preferable

we don't want that again

i'm reading 'KILLING LINCOLN' by Bill O'Reilly

Fascinating book

DEUS VULT MOLON LABE

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kilkidd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't want it, but what we want and what may happen are quickly diverging paths

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

great point pede, stay armed

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Isolated_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

They want everyone living in the crab bucket.

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niconicoreeee 14 points ago +14 / -0

jesus, just BTFO'd like that πŸ˜‚

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 11 points ago +11 / -0

basted

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binford35 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sauce: https://youtu.be/-12wVNIHTqE

The usual concern trolling from Democratic politicians. What are the odds we get a picture of Sen Brown not wearing mask around people when he thinks no cameras are present?

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was tough to watch. What a sheepish man.

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793D 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao that was funny as fuck

The barely-concealed contempt and disdain for a snivelling slave who only knows to do what he's told ahaha praise kek

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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MagaGal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Demonstrating pure class in a classic putdown. Love it! (Basically, "no more playing by YOUR rules. We're playing by OUR rules.")

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

indeed pede

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Suture_Self 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would never be allowed to hold office because I would not be very polite or eloquent and my response would be simply "I'd start by asking you to mind your own fucking business"

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

/#MeToo

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Brobold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Politics in America used to be that way. Now we have these losers who care too much about what the sheltered suburban wives think.

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Aeronomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sherrod Brown is a cuck

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I expected Sherrod Brown to be a woman. Not far off since he's obviously castrated.

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Carbum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brown cheated the election... need a recall.

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Jimmy_Russler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brown is a straight up fucking commie. Pisses me off to no end that Ohio keeps re electing him

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Glentennis 3 points ago +4 / -1

My only complaint is his response implies there's people who DO need their direction.

Not one fucking person's life has improved because of these fucking masks, or any of these dumbass regulations.

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refresco 3 points ago +3 / -0

UG!

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

As an Ohio pede, RAM THAT MASK DOWN BROWN'S THROAT! And spit in it first!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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JoeCumia 2 points ago +3 / -1

What, no one post the link to the video?

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Snoozebum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank God Al Gross wasn't able to steal his seat.

They spent so much money money trying to inflict that shill on us here in Ak.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

insanely fucked

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DE-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for him.