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Raging_Clue 16 points ago +17 / -1

Guys the prophecy says we’re gonna ‘come on some officials’

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harris spreads eagerly

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

zips back up

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TheQuickening 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes, love it, more of it!

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love_and_peace 9 points ago +13 / -4

EXODUS is an anagram for DOX+SUE

and also SEX DUO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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SBOJ_JOBS 4 points ago +5 / -1

Also Dux Eos

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Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +6 / -1

and OSD UXE, okay Im just mixing the letters around.

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VarianTrance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deus Ox

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AT_Finn 2 points ago +2 / -0

And...SEX DO U?

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feraxil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why were frogs considered such a plague? I like frogs.

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SimplePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

So imagine having a million frogs in your immediate vicinity. Frogs carry herpes and salmonella so there's a very real chance of that happening (covidcough)

And by night...ever lived really close to a swamp or body of water with waaaay too many frogs in it? The sound they can make can deprive you of sleep and drive you crazy. Imagine the racket that a million frogs right outside your house can make each night

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Be3Al2Si6O18 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine the racket that a million frogs right outside your house can make each night

I live this... It's worst during storm season, when my sanity rests on the edge of knife. Earplugs mean nothing. Peaceful sleep can only be found by embracing the green noise.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I grew up with this, and miss the sounds. But if you aren't used to it, it's hell.

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think frogs carry herpes. And I like frog noise.

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes they carry herpes. That's why you have to disinfect after handling them

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never once been told that.

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go ask a couple pet shops and amphibian aficionados

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JackIsALarp 2 points ago +3 / -1

Maybe they thought the killed too many baby fish? The Chinese killed sparrows cause they "stole grain", which then led to a real plague of insects lol.

🤷‍♂️

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feraxil 2 points ago +2 / -0

interesting.

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SimplePede 5 points ago +5 / -0

And just remember folks God promised he wouldn't flood the world again, he never said the frogs wouldn't return

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Licensetomeme 5 points ago +5 / -0

No wonder why they’ve been putting chemicals in the water. Thank goodness for super frog vitaIity, then.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +5 / -1

There’s a midrash that explains why plague was one super sized frog that could cover the land of Egypt. Every time it was attacked it would spew out streams and streams of little frogs until they were everywhere. Operation Greenpill.

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Wankerton 1 point ago +2 / -1

We ate the plague!!!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m gonna assume you meant are but yes.

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were ten plagues. Let's find the other nine.

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DrMoustachio 3 points ago +4 / -1

WE ARE UPON THEM

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n4freedom 1 point ago +2 / -1

hilarious

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0