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dtm123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Burning the evidence.

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QuantumReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dug briefly and an opposition group claimed responsibility. Armed citizens raided warehouse and burned the machines because they said they were rigged. Seems plausible. Where do we keep our machines between elections?

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

good question

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jda70 4 points ago +4 / -0

Move along people, nothing to see here. It was just an electrical fire.We got it under control.

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dtm123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our machines were receiving a regular patch when they all randomly and simultaneously caught fire!

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

it was global warming overheated the CPU

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dtm123 3 points ago +3 / -0

I blame fossil fuels. We need to ban oil.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

nvm im drunk check out dominion resources/energy and there subsidiaries and who funds them have fun :)

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Sabina 4 points ago +4 / -0

should upvote 10 times more.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0