Time Travelling in a Golf Cart reminds me of the board game, from Cheapass Games, called "US Patent No. 1" wherein every player is a time traveller who has invented Time Travel at a different point in history, and now everyone is racing back through time to the day the US Patent Office opened, because who cares how many people invented it "before" you if you patented it first, precluding them from ever inventing it? I almost won, but my Time Machine built out of a hollowed out Log Canoe (I think I was from the days when there were still only 13 states,) just didn't have the speed I needed in the end, and someone who took the time (ha!) to go to the future and pick up better materials won.
i fucking KNEW trump was from the future! no wonder he always seems 1 step ahead lol
Time Travelling in a Golf Cart reminds me of the board game, from Cheapass Games, called "US Patent No. 1" wherein every player is a time traveller who has invented Time Travel at a different point in history, and now everyone is racing back through time to the day the US Patent Office opened, because who cares how many people invented it "before" you if you patented it first, precluding them from ever inventing it? I almost won, but my Time Machine built out of a hollowed out Log Canoe (I think I was from the days when there were still only 13 states,) just didn't have the speed I needed in the end, and someone who took the time (ha!) to go to the future and pick up better materials won.
I can only get so erect. Now I need to run to the hospital and get a huge needle to drain the blood. 1,000,000,000/10