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thunderpussy 447 points ago +450 / -3

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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weallscreamforMAGA 253 points ago +253 / -0

HONK, HONK

^car pun 😇

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DickTick 85 points ago +85 / -0

Great Scott!

We just witnessed the peak and subsequent death of a meme!!

No but foreal though, I think I detect a heartbeat and the meme seems to have survived, but just barely.

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weallscreamforMAGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

🤡 ==> 💩

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Raindrops1984 30 points ago +30 / -0

Hunter, go home. You’re drunk.

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Please_Clap 1 point ago +3 / -2

This whole event is very heart-warming.

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

Om

I

God

hilarious

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Tip-O-Matic 7 points ago +7 / -0

YES! Karma at its finest!!

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labiator 5 points ago +5 / -0

*bad carma

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TheJimmReaper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs a "Bump" 👍

I'll let myself out

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Knight1_of_Sunset 54 points ago +54 / -0

The damage must have been bad if the wheels refuse to turn after that crash!

What kind of damage and cost we are looking at here?

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thunderpussy 47 points ago +47 / -0

At least 4 to seven thousand would be my guess, but it has been a while since I have had body work done, so with all of the sensors, etc. on cars now, it could be a hell of lot more.

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IcedCovfefe 27 points ago +27 / -0

Those sensors are very expensive to replace.

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thunderpussy 37 points ago +37 / -0

VERY.

I just needed to have reliable transportation, not the Star Ship Enterprise.

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Fastabenj 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sensors are expensive. Common sense is irreplaceable

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thuggishruggishtrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking tell me about it, I just want to say fuck it all and get about 3-4 grand and just go buy an older early 2000's car.

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AbsurdOpinion 8 points ago +8 / -0

And lets not forget what the city is going to make him pay for damaging that post!

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Hckyhillbilly 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hit a raccoon with the same area of my car. It did $1700.00 worth of damage. I bet this one is totaled.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

(Dad joke incoming!)

$1700 worth of damage...

Expensive raccoon but what about the car??

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. All that from a coon, although some of them ARE huge.

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SJWsHateUs 32 points ago +32 / -0

The car is a total loss. Engine cradle is bent, entire left front suspension is roasted, the front unibody structure probably needs some significant work, and the left fender was pushed into the left front door so much that he had to kinda force the door open. Not good news for that liberal.

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Qanonmilf 18 points ago +19 / -1

You mechanic. Probably don’t have college debt either. Maybe even have nice size guns 💪🏽 to mechanic with. Rough work hands? purrrrrr

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SJWsHateUs 16 points ago +16 / -0

Haha. Living in Silicon Valley I get “your hands aren’t all soft like those guys who sit and type on a computer all day.” And it has worked out well. Haven’t settled down yet but working on it. Part of working on it is moving out of Silicon Valley.

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KylesRifle -7 points ago +5 / -12

Username checks. Tards can’t write well.

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Trump-For-Life 5 points ago +5 / -0

It depends on the insurer. I've bought some salvaged cars from Copart. Liberty Mutual loves to total everything and anything for next to nothing. I bought a 2008 Focus (Fully Loaded) from them for $225 plus auction fees. Needed a tie rod, and it has a dented fender. That's literally all that's wrong with it

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Enihilism 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats all before the auto-tragic screaming and that one loud pop. Only a few things make a trans do that instantly and its not because the linkage got tweaked.

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Hatefullynch 29 points ago +30 / -1

Front left knee, radiator condensor core, sub frame,, headlight fender lining, fender, door skin probably needs a little work uni body is probably warped looks like a cheaper car so probably/hopfuly totalled

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SAW2TH 68 points ago +68 / -0

I hope it isn’t totaled. I hope they fix it so that is 95% right and that the 5% that is wrong haunts that fuckers ass for years as he has to constantly get alignments and has to buy new tires.

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Raindrops1984 34 points ago +34 / -0

This man revenges.

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SpeedyPrius1 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy knows revenge!

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Trump-For-Life 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've rebuild some salvage cars from Copart. This one's pretty bad. Fenders and bumpers are things that you can get from a junkyard really cheaply. But, the way the suspension is messed up (Tire looks pushed back to me) and the fact that it could have bent the subframe or unibody means that the chances that someone buys this car to even rebuild it from salvage aren't certain. This thing may be taking a ride to the local pick and pull

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DiamondJoeQuimby 6 points ago +6 / -0

plus CV joint, rocker arm

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Hatefullynch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just include it with the knee

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texaspede 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nevermind the car, the city is going to need a structural engineer to come out and determine if the lamp post is repairable. Along with a union electrician, a flag man, a full crane team and possibly a street repair team if it is deemed unsafe. That's going to be $10k+

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YYZeh 13 points ago +13 / -0

That’s a hefty price tag for a bit of saliva spent and a cowardly escape

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mintyfresh 2 points ago +2 / -0

...a botched cowardly escape, at that. 👍

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Knight1_of_Sunset 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow! I hope the libtard gets saddled with the bill!

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +6 / -0

look at the way the back of the car bounces in the air, i bet the unibody/frame itself is a little warped now. Only thing that could have made this better was an airbag deployment.

Oh ... AIRBAG sensors .... do you have them ?

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wrongkindofimmigrant 9 points ago +9 / -0

You don't need airbags when you're wearing your MASK!!!!

STAY HOME SAVE LIVES!

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BringontheEMP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed: Work for a more suburban municipal utility and infrastructure damage gets expensive quickly. Also; we have nothing close to that in terms of fancy/decorative in our system so $10K is probably conservative..haha!

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0561 3 points ago +3 / -0

10k? Maybe 10k an hour.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

With mandatory 4 day union work weeks. So they might be done by mid summer.

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0561 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that phone call to the insurance adjuster.

Okay sir so what happened.....

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BladderBeerPoopin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Being a faggot must not be cheap.

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pedewithweed 5 points ago +5 / -0

u/0561 I can see it now. "It'S DrUmPfS fAuLt"

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0561 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully there's no active coverage.

A lot of people in democrat cities stop paying premiums once they get an insurance card. Or they never had insurance in the first place.

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mugatucrazypills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Collision with road

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Mint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Talk shit get hit

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

:)

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Dedcatsk8r 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gotta ride a motorcycle. Ijust know it.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's wild. How did you guess? I don't all the time, but do own three of them.

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Dedcatsk8r 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ride. You said something that made me say,yep.hes got a scoot