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_shifty 25 points ago +25 / -0

one time i tried to spit out the window of my pickup truck. CRASHED INTO A TREE... jk no i didnt because i'm not an idiot.

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RiverFenix 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Oak Tree, you're in my way!"

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Updoot for Skynyrd reference.

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Skeld 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's too much coke, and too much smoke.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me tell you about the time I floated a battleship around.

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_shifty 2 points ago +2 / -0

if you aint rubbin you aint racin

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 2 points ago +2 / -0

There Can Only Be One