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Hckyhillbilly 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hit a raccoon with the same area of my car. It did $1700.00 worth of damage. I bet this one is totaled.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

(Dad joke incoming!)

$1700 worth of damage...

Expensive raccoon but what about the car??

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Hckyhillbilly 3 points ago +3 / -0

I appreciate the dad humor. I could have made a coat out of the raccoon. It was the size of small hog. Not quite an immovable object, nor was my bumper an irresistible force.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. All that from a coon, although some of them ARE huge.

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Hckyhillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty remote area. Wouldn’t want to admit to breaking the law. Let’s say I was sitting still, and the coon was doing around eighty.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn those high velocity coons!!.....:)