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Junosu 242 points ago +244 / -2

Two egg rolls for you! -- --

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KylesRifle 55 points ago +57 / -2 (edited)

Yu arways carmment at datop of evurrree sticky powst

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InSaNeOldGuy 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yeah I barely saw the "China" part.

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Arkanicide 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Wercome to City Wok, take your order prease!" Hiring child labor to work in Shi Tpa Town for 3 seasons now.

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Based_in_Space 17 points ago +17 / -0

anybody remember movie Dude, who stole my car? the bit at the chinese drive-through where the waitress would say "and den?" (and then) and adding things to their order.
aaannnd deeennnnnn? aaannnd deeennnnnn?

haha, it was funny at the time.

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Arkanicide 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Aaaaannndddd deeeeeeeeeeeeen?" "No, NO MORE AND DEN!"

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Based_in_Space 6 points ago +6 / -0

haha yeah it was funny enough that i remember it and haven't seen that movie for a long time.

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Maxberg 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's still funny.. this gets referenced enough in our household to never forget it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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My_dick_screamed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stupid llamas!

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ShiterallyLaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

it was funny at the time

should've been Joe Whathisface's campaign slogan

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KylesRifle -10 points ago +5 / -15

I’ve never read so many shitty one liners from a single person. Hijacking top comment every time is some Commie Leader bullshit move.

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My_dick_screamed 11 points ago +13 / -2

Come up with funnier shit than he does, faggot. Cry more.

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My_dick_screamed 0 points ago +1 / -1

no.

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KylesRifle -2 points ago +4 / -6 (edited)

Lol. White knight to the rescue!

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My_dick_screamed 4 points ago +6 / -2

Lol that's all you have to say? Fuck off

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syntaxError 1 point ago +1 / -0

quickly read this comment out loud without pre-reading πŸ˜‚

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Prease Crap!

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

In general... :)

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Deadpool 31 points ago +32 / -1

Ho Lee Chit

Ui Tu Funi

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Junosu 9 points ago +10 / -1

Fraw Do Mi Chicken please!

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Deadpool 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pho King food now

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Junosu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mi so Sleepy soup, please!

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Deadpool 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hunter needs a Fut of Sum Young Ting

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Junosu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably with meat, balls, and rice

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trump_is_john_galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe the investigation will find Hoo Phlung Poo.

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buco 13 points ago +13 / -0

Raffing out Roud.

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HolyMoley 4 points ago +4 / -0

ROR?.. not gonna work even IF Biden gets in office.. no more raffing to be honest..

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man who no vote Biden, never a whole man!

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deplorablepatriot 96 points ago +97 / -1

China has brought us fentanyl, viruses and Joe Biden.

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BoatingAccident 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget kidneys!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 12 points ago +12 / -0

5 dollar toasters that leak oil.

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TangerineShine 4 points ago +4 / -0

🀣 DeD!

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GEOTUSMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

ASSHOE

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inspoken 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's China after the "Culture Revolution" Before that China has brought the world many great things

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bluto36 6 points ago +6 / -0

you only get so much credit for noodles

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Real China, AKA Taiwan, the Republic of China, still has all that traditional culture and is still an amazing place.

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Rreidy8286 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why list virus twice? I see viruses and Jb(which is a virus in itself)

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Italians_Invented_2A 51 points ago +51 / -0

And that's not even counting all the fraud that consisted in throwing away Trump's ballots.

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zuccherina 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're absolutely right, and now I'm going to be thinking all day about why this works...

It's definitely true for me that I'm more likely to be convinced if I've gone through the process of coming to the conclusion myself. That's why people post how they find things, like pizzagate and wayfair scandals and the dead voter lists - so others can come to the same conclusions. We aren't willing to just accept information...

I think it might be because of our "source, now!" culture, but then if you are going to deviate from the narrative, you can't trust the sources there (not sure if this is because they're not really authority figures or because they're just not traditional authority). However, experience is considered to be a stand-in for authority in many cases - that's why the "do what's right for your child" movement exists alongside "the experts". So if you can't rely on the experts and the authority figures and the sources anymore, all you have is experience on your side. And you have to walk other people through it to the same conclusion or not mention it at all, because you can't source it thanks to the cover up, the propaganda arm, the money that's being poured in to sway us into one mind.

So to sum that up, I definitely agree with you that throwing an article with a foregone conclusion at someone is going to be useless. It's better to toss a leading statement into the air and let it hang - if they can't come to the conclusion themselves, they aren't a critical enough thinker to absorb any of the other information you're offering.

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Maxberg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kinda makes me feel like I'm wearing a tin foil hat.

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zuccherina 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeeeep

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MAGAMoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

The reason it works is the fundamental reason why the leftist are so easily able to manipulate NPCs.

The average persons number one urge is to not separate themselves from the heard. If you drop straight facts they get frightened that you might be trying to draw them away from the safety of the mob.

When you pose the facts in the way OP suggests you allow their brain to engage without forcing them to choose between what you are presenting and the mob.

It is not enough to get our country back for people just to believe the truth but not live it, but knowing the truth and still hiding in the mob is better then not knowing the truth at all.

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, it's called the Socratic method. It's been known for more than 2000 years.

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MAGAMoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or the fraud that the entire legacy media, TV and Print as well as social media acted as a part of the campaign for one candidate.

First time in history of our country that there was that level of propaganda coordination. I don't think enough people are talking about this indisputable fact.

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Vla1ne 4 points ago +5 / -1

Damn. That's a heavy argument right there.

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GunsAndWeed 33 points ago +34 / -1

trump more popular in china for sure, just not with the communist empire

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GEOTUSMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

People say I don't like China. I love China!

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

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Ogcarvattack 8 points ago +8 / -0

WORLDWIDE!

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MN_RED_2020 22 points ago +23 / -1

I continue to say that I can be convinced of anything other than Joe is more popular than Obama and Killary.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

nah fam all dem black people in Wakanda Atlanta fa sho turned up 2 b Ridin wit Biden over the first black president

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gogueofreeee 12 points ago +14 / -2

Well, Biden did create the most sophisticated and inclusive voter fraud organization in American history. He didn't even need anyone to vote for him.

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gogueofreeee 1 point ago +2 / -1

Who you calling fat Jack? Wanna do a push up contest? Come on man!

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Maxberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's why this idea the people who voted for Biden deserve the lockdown argument..... Trump won by a landslide. Biden had to cheat to get votes... Not saying there aren't idiots out there who consciously voted for him, I know a few.

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Italians_Invented_2A 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who knows how popular Xi really is. The Chinese people don't have free elections.

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Rholynn 4 points ago +4 / -0

No other choice!

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Nurarihyon_no_MAGA 12 points ago +13 / -1

What did I miss?

*checks thedonald.win*

Oh.

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Jeezy1879 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's worse than that. He's the most popular politician of all time according to the count. More than 2008 Obama, Reagan, JFK, Lincoln, FDR, Bush post 9/11. I mean comon Man.

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Numaeus 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

Presidents who founded America, Presidents who led the country through a Civil War and two World Wars, Presidents who brought down the Soviet Union, the first black "president", goddamn GEOTUS... And then a guy who sits in a basement. Sure he's the most popular ever! /s

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Ogcarvattack 6 points ago +6 / -0

LIttle did you know Ol' Joes basement goes all the way to china

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

You say Joe's basement, I say Kamala's deep, deep throat.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a winning pair those two are. President reject biden, and the whore of babylon.

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meme_oil 8 points ago +8 / -0

give me liberty or give me death!

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Bt443407 8 points ago +8 / -0

General Tso’s chicken with a side of dementia sauce please

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Sleepyboy14 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take one with Chun Li as dessert.

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el-y0y0s 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jo Bi Deng, D - China

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should hire Feinstein's " driver/office manager" , I hear he's really good [ at spying]

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yea, fuck all of that

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keoyome 6 points ago +6 / -0

ROFL

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Metapod 5 points ago +5 / -0

Over 79,000,000 votes and counting. That's 10,000,000 than 2008 "Hope & Change" Obama

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My2Cents 4 points ago +4 / -0

The secret is having your crackhead son exposed as receiving graft from foreign interests and passing half on to the most popular candidate in history during the campaign.

Voters just love that shit.

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cook_does 4 points ago +4 / -0

Technically there are more dead people than alive people, and all dead people voted for Joe, so among historical people living and not, he is the most popular.

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StrozkMyWeiner 4 points ago +4 / -0

And also amongst the dead. Just look at that amazing 120% turnout of Biden voters from cemeteries!

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UndocumentedUpvote 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am from China. No one gives a f about Biden or thinks he won legit. The world can't wait to shit on this illegitimate "leader" of the "free" world.

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. I was guessing the punchline would be "Among voting machine algorithms"

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John_Smallberries 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden's following was almost cult-like during the campaign. There were rallies were he drew nearly a dozen people! They would stand there, in their perfect little circles, quietly chanting "We love you" through their 8-layered covid masks.

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HunterSthompson420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me So Corny 🌽🌽

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AmberWaves 3 points ago +3 / -0

And in /r/politics - oh wait, they're the same thing.

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

All over America President Xi rallies just happen organically.

It's amazing!

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inspoken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not really. Maybe the Chinese officials because they are in cahoots with him but the average Chinese person knows how corrupt their government is & how much Biden is involved

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DaLaohu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many Chinese people and American Chinese support Trump.

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djgLXXII 3 points ago +3 / -0

boo this man!

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Ogcarvattack 1 point ago +1 / -0

in china

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big_league 3 points ago +3 / -0

remember when pelosi went on tv and thought it was a good idea to say china wanted joe to win? they are so out of touch

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Deplorablechump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thanks for the laugh !!! That was good!!

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DavidB3333 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will believe that when monkeys fly out of my a**, and so far that has not happened, and never will.

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Kenrailae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dead right!

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Notme 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s Chyna.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems legit!

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5moreyears 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you step that far you will fall off the cliff

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AzazelAku 2 points ago +2 / -0

We china! Biden numba 1! Yay freedom! πŸ€–

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phuk yu plik. Yu give me 10% right meow for the Big Gay

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is the most popular presidential candidate in history for prison.

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Trumpster20infinity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beijing Biden

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ryanking 2 points ago +2 / -0

VaChina Flu

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Intensity 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Minecraft

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makemyday007 2 points ago +2 / -0

For jail.

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BoerboelMummy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ho Lee Fook Me Lub Yu Long Time

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TheAnomalousUser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao I almost deported your ass! XD nice post

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

And somehow also in about 10 U.S. cities, but only in swing states, only in the parts of cities controlled by dems, only if they had Dominion voting machines and unsecured mail in ballots, only after 1:30 a.m. on Nov. 4th, and somehow also much less popular than Hillary every single solitary other place. How does any sane person look at the results where state legislatures and governor seats flipped red, house seats out the kazoo flipped red, Trump rallies drew tens of thousands consistently while Biden events saw his own paltry little groups of supporters outnumbered by Trump supporters 10 to 1, yet somehow the man whose coattails brought in a sweeping wave of conservatives elected, that man lost? Come on, man, that's just straight up malarkey!

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