I'd prefer that this be the most downvoted post in the history of TD, but let's just pretend it's opposite world.
I know things take time, but this tick tock shit has just about driven me insane.
You can't tell a LARP from TRUTH with all this crap.
Show me the goods before my blue balls fall off, or just STFU.
Tick tock for the kracken? russiagate? obamagate? pizzagate?
It's always a tick tock. Until it's not
Maybe someone could remind me when a tick tock ever panned out.
I'm serious. I'm drawing a blank, and if I'm wrong, I want to be corrected.