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MAGA46 97 points ago +97 / -0

I've been drunk since Lockdown #1. Alcohol seems to be doing the trick too.

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btzmacin 31 points ago +31 / -0

No joke, my wife's uncle had a house full of covid, so he went into quarantine assuming he'd come down with it eventually. Dude drinks like a fish, and with nothing to do he started hitting the whiskey stash even harder than normal.

Fucker never tested positive once. Kept going back for swabs, bloodwork, everything - all negative. He's convinced the cure for covid is Jameson straight.

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UnwaveringDefiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm. Every time I even start to feel sick it’s a cocktail of ginger root, honey, lemon, garlic and a huge shot of whiskey.

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Moscovium 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cocktail ? Sound grea... wait! What? Garlic????

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’d be surprised how well honey masks garlic and all of those things are age old remedies for a wide variety of illnesses. Garlic especially being good for the blood. All you will taste mostly will be the honey whiskey and lemon.

What I do is steep a couple slices of ginger And a crushed clove of garlic in A mug of boiled water for about five minutes, squeeze in half a lemon, drop in a heaping spoon of honey and then top the mug off with whiskey. Drink at the first signs of a sore throat and as needed. Sure as hell will help you sleep too.

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Burmeister 27 points ago +27 / -0

God bless you just remember don't drink to much we need you in full capacity to spank these criminal scum

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AlcoholicRetard 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can confirm.

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