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MAGA46 97 points ago +97 / -0

I've been drunk since Lockdown #1. Alcohol seems to be doing the trick too.

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btzmacin 31 points ago +31 / -0

No joke, my wife's uncle had a house full of covid, so he went into quarantine assuming he'd come down with it eventually. Dude drinks like a fish, and with nothing to do he started hitting the whiskey stash even harder than normal.

Fucker never tested positive once. Kept going back for swabs, bloodwork, everything - all negative. He's convinced the cure for covid is Jameson straight.

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UnwaveringDefiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm. Every time I even start to feel sick it’s a cocktail of ginger root, honey, lemon, garlic and a huge shot of whiskey.

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Moscovium 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cocktail ? Sound grea... wait! What? Garlic????

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’d be surprised how well honey masks garlic and all of those things are age old remedies for a wide variety of illnesses. Garlic especially being good for the blood. All you will taste mostly will be the honey whiskey and lemon.

What I do is steep a couple slices of ginger And a crushed clove of garlic in A mug of boiled water for about five minutes, squeeze in half a lemon, drop in a heaping spoon of honey and then top the mug off with whiskey. Drink at the first signs of a sore throat and as needed. Sure as hell will help you sleep too.

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Moscovium 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the recipe. Will give it a shot.

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HunterSthompson420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jameson is the cure for EVERYTHING

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Burmeister 27 points ago +27 / -0

God bless you just remember don't drink to much we need you in full capacity to spank these criminal scum

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AlcoholicRetard 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can confirm.

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Chick-fill-eh 70 points ago +70 / -0

No shit alcohol kills viruses

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DonJr2032 39 points ago +41 / -2

You underestimate the number of brainwashed sheep. Thousands of normie soccer moms will purchase travel containers of mouthwash and carry it in their purse. The next time they hear a cough in their vicinity, they'll rinse their mouths out and rub it on their lips.

If anyone thinks I'm joking or exaggerating, I assure you, I'm not.

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Chick-fill-eh 25 points ago +25 / -0

They should tell everyone tequila kills the virus. Should make this whole thing more interesting.

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firestorm117 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jose Cuervo has known this whole time! Get him!

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stoic_troll 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mouthwash would be a better solution for public places than face masks. Kills two birds with one stone for some people.

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elodrian 13 points ago +13 / -0

You're using it wrong. You don't rinse your mouth with it. You anoint the lintels of your home with mouthwash so the covid will pass over your family.

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard trump said to drip it into your eyes.

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SoldanoSlo 4 points ago +4 / -0

They sure do love their hand sanitizer, so yes.

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destr0yer56 45 points ago +45 / -0

CNN: Here's why mouthwash is racist

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thecherokeerevenge 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is no grape soda mouthwash. This disenfranchises millions of African Americans.

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RexButt1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lozl

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Iamnotademocrat1 29 points ago +30 / -1

Listerine actually does kill the virus

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VetforTrump2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Courage also kills the virus. Simply be brave enough not to buy into the fear mill.

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

But not after 11pm if you are in a bar.

Then you're fucked for sure. Unless you are eating, then you'll be ok.

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GretaCornburg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not scope tho cuz it has no alcohol

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firestorm117 2 points ago +2 / -0

also it tastes bad

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RealCarlosDanger 21 points ago +21 / -0

Virus aren’t killed, they are quasi alive.

Soap, toothpaste or anything with a solvent and/or acid and/or base and/or heat pretty much disrupts the viral envelope rendering it inert even if the Genetic material (sugar based polymer) remains intact.

Most “viral kill” studies are done by PCR which detects intact genetic material, regardless of viral viability.. they aren’t doing viral cultures in a hand soap or Lysol study..

I’ve worked in many a labs that handle viruses, and they are quite delicate outside their preferred homes (generally bodily fluids or cells). You can whip down a BSC that you handled virus cultures in with dawn dish soap and get signals on a PCR, but good luck culturing that sample... it won’t replicate.. everywhere just uses 1:100 or 1:10 dilution of bleach since FDA/USDA says they are acceptable cleaning solutions therefore you don’t need to validate cleaning regimes if you use it.

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RedWhiteBluePanda 11 points ago +11 / -0

Unfortunately, this is probably not US taxpayer funded, so it won't make Rand Paul's annual list of moronic wasteful "scientific studies" of obvious things.

Actually, it is probably fortunate that it wasn't US taxpayer funded. Saved a few bucks.

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Lurkers4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Saved a few bucks? The money they would've used on that was donated to the gay atheists of Iraq fund.

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raggedyman74 10 points ago +10 / -0

So you're saying a disinfectant we put in our bodies can kill the virus? hmmm....

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Noxapalooza 9 points ago +9 / -0

So you’re saying being sober for a year now has made me less healthy?

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Michael032817 8 points ago +8 / -0

These people are geniuses... they cracked the COVId code. Congrats BBC. The virus dies from shit we normally use to kill bacteria and viruses.

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slaphappy2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm concerned that people will see this and then fill up an astronaut space helmet with a gallon of Listerine, and walk around like that.

Serious drowning risk.

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djpat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found the CNN employee....

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based Listerine.

I use that shit every day. Guess that's why I never got the Kung Flu.

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Sparkywalnutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do not get why this tweet opens with a reference to Michelle Obama?!

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papaMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it’s not obvious, it kills it inside your mouth.. until it sheds in your mouth again

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listerine! This whole time!

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

Air kills it too. Do nothing and it dies. Flu is more deadly. Change my mind. The 250k deaths the media loves to fear monger with all include flu and pneumonia and other deaths. How is this not the most dishonest propaganda ever in the world?

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MichelleObamasBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about Tide Pods? This is the real question.

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Grilledpepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

this makes perfect sense. commies have dirty mouths

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CuckS1ayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does the alcohol free stuff work? I am guessing not. May need to change it up.

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800080 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ingredient I heard had some long --chloride ending name, it wasn't the alcohol that they suggested was doing the deed, but the alcohol can't hurt and it kills other pathogens.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

So how do they get to say this! People are going to start drinking mouthwash and injecting it like they did with bleach when Trump said it could kill the virus..... Fucking commies

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inb4 they mandate people gurgle mouth wash for 30 seconds before being allowed inside of a building

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rebelde_sin_causa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well this explains it. I brush my teeth 4 or 5 times a day, use mouthwash each time, have been living my life mask free and healthy.

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SimPilot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't there a study when this all started that said it requires a min of two minutes by bleach to kill china-flu?

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TheZotico 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE BBC SAID TO INJECT OUR VEINS WITH MOUTHWASH OMGEEE

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

No shit?

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Homsi2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did the BBC just tell us to inject mouthwash?!?!

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VetforTrump2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, gargle with listerine kill 90 percent of the flora while it's still in your throat

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GodSpeedTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Trump was correct about a disinfectant its mouthwash.

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sooo take a 30 second bath in mouth wash every day?

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Dessert4TWO69 1 point ago +3 / -2

Inject it now!

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VetforTrump2 1 point ago +1 / -0

And mask, social distancing and closures are bullshit. Way to get duped slaves.

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anon31173 1 point ago +1 / -0

well yes and you can kill cancer cells with salt... when the cancer cells are in a petri dish.

this doesnt mean much withouth detailed context

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gromenawer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good for people to know, but this is old news though. I don't have the papers at hand, but I remember reading this and discussing the articles with my dentist like in June or so.

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Moscovium 1 point ago +1 / -0

Publication: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jmv.26514

And not the first one showing this, I might add

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I chose to be sober, but hey, if its for my health...

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TheGreaseman81 1 point ago +1 / -0

BBC mouthwash...

Sounds unpleasant.

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Tarded 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile Alex Jones had to take his toothpaste off his site for saying the same EXACT thing.

Fair and Balanced.

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