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TFW you realize it was a time machine all along. (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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you_can_do_it 75 points ago +76 / -1

Hmm.... "The Doctor" versus "The Donald"......

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americanjerky 66 points ago +67 / -1

Dr. Donald

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you_can_do_it 27 points ago +28 / -1

That will go under-appreciated but that was clever. (Those who watch the show know the concept of Doctor Donna but others will think it is just a simple comment instead)

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 31 points ago +31 / -0

Dr. John Trump was an MIT Physicist who was working on Classified Projects in the Deepest Black, under Physicist Dr. Vannevar Bush of MIT. These Physicists were working on the back engineering of "Recovered" technologies. The program was initiated under the Truman Administration as a Threat Assessment and Counter Response to Discoid Craft of unknown origin. If you hunt, you can find photos of Vannevar Bush and John Trump working on large oil tanks with discoid shapes suspended in the fuid, so they could study the aerodynamics. Dr. John Trump was also the sole physicist to examine Tesla's Papers upon his passing... Closer to the truth than most would imagine.

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iamjohnwick 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump has a time machine

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INK10 8 points ago +8 / -0

But only Barron knows how to work it. The Expert.

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NostalgicFuturist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great info drop. Professor Trump would have a lot to talk about with Christopher Miller...

Re Vannevar Bush: he's not related to the Globalist Bushes--one of many points in his favor.

Another point: he wrote a seminal paper hypothesizing the "Memex," a device allowing linked searches through large databases, anticipating the hypertext-structure of today's WWW. (This was way back in 1945.) He wasn't the first to come up with the concept but his was the one that directly influenced computer scientists like Berners-Lee.

So a lot of interesting "links" converge on this Timeline.

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, I'll take a look at these tomorrow morning after I've rested my weary old bones.

Actually quite a few of us read quite a lot. I'm not surprised, just gratified that we've got so many brainy Pedes, top-notch attorneys, legal scholars, professional historians... And I didn't appreciate just how many Chan-level IT geniuses and statisticians we have till this latest crisis. I'm proud to be part of a community that's playing a leading role in the battle against the Evil Ones. We're not just part of a pivotal moment in the world's history, we're helping to turn the tide.

That's really something!

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dickslikeyeezus 4 points ago +4 / -0

i love this timeline

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magagama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tesla also claimed to have time traveled.

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Ogcarvattack 1 point ago +1 / -0

So this is how they bring JFK Jr. back...

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Fffffffff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everytime I watch that final scene I shed tears its so sad.

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Ogcarvattack 5 points ago +5 / -0

President Dr. Donald

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

With Melania as his companion

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BarBaQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doc Don

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americanjerky 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is heavy!

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TheRealPizzaPope 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ever since Moffat left, the show has become a SJW nightmare.

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Sigma 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine that Tennant, Capaldi, Smith, and Eccleston show up and all point their sonic screwdrivers at Whitaker, causing her to explode and for The Expert to spring up in her place.

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TheRealPizzaPope 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe that's what they were planning all along.

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Dracomax 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was headed that way long before Moffat left. Poor Capaldi....

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Fffffffff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some reason when I see Capaldi, I think he looks like Huge Laurie. Who would have been a great Doctor. But he was playing a doctor on another show

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MAGApedeHA 6 points ago +19 / -13

Except instead of a new Doctor every few seasons... it's always GEOTUS.

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GodEmperorUSA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Every time he changes and turns into Donald again. 'I guarantee you I'm the best doctor! You know it, I know it, Everybody knows it!'

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Dapper_Krogan 3 points ago +3 / -0

You all though "The Donald" was just braggadociosness but actually it was his Gallifreyian title.

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Silencemennow 69 points ago +69 / -0

"Get in faggot, we've got a timeline to fix."

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2008RonPaul2012 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lmfao

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SchveebleSchvobbla 11 points ago +12 / -1

FUCKING TOP KEK

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Then in 2024: "It's your kids, Marty! Something has got to be done about your kids! They're voting for a RINO in the primaries!"

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Strike_Eagle784 41 points ago +41 / -0

Back to thedonald.win!

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americanjerky 41 points ago +41 / -0

Where we're going, we don't need dems!

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Pepe_longcockings 21 points ago +21 / -0

1.21 FreedomWatts

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IncredibleMrE1 24 points ago +24 / -0

1.21 MAGAWatts.

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Pepe_longcockings 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fuck i missed it, dammit it was right in front of me

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dickslikeyeezus 9 points ago +9 / -0

stand up soldier. we've all missed a meme layup before

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steeldrivnman 9 points ago +9 / -0

^^^bump^^^

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Strike_Eagle784 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kek!

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Isolated_Patriot 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why go Back to the Future, when you can Make America Great Again instead?

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HuskeyG 35 points ago +35 / -0

No website makes me actually laugh out loud more often than this one. News, jokes, and patriotism. What more could anyone need?

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Thewickersnipper 8 points ago +8 / -0

No doubt. I needed this right now 🤣

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HuskeyG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oof, good call!

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Mareep 33 points ago +33 / -0

1.21 MAGAWATTS!

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Greg-2012 0 points ago +1 / -1

*gigawatts

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niconicoreeee 27 points ago +27 / -0

when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shitposting

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DominionVoteMachine 23 points ago +23 / -0

SO THAT'S WHY HE'S ALWAYS "GOLFING"!!!

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Siteless_Vagrant 16 points ago +16 / -0

"No magic wand"

 

GEOTUS HAS A SONIC SCREWDRIVER CONFIRMED!!!

 

GEOTUS TRUMP IS THE DOCTOR!!!!

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TeslaTimeMachine 15 points ago +15 / -0

I can neither confirm nor deny the possibility.

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Bornonthe1stofJuly 12 points ago +12 / -0

POTUS Who!

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Super_Duper_Wall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey ho... hey ho...

FOUR MORE YEARS IS ALL I KNOW!!

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shadilayylmao 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was a globalist.

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LadyOfLorien 3 points ago +3 / -0

And a socialist.

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shadilayylmao 4 points ago +4 / -0

He literally wrote a book titled The New World Order.

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, the same was true about Orwell until he witnessed socialism/Marxism in practice, which inspired him to expose its real life horrors by using it as a backdrop for his dystopian works.

Back then people didn’t know what we know now. Socialism sounds like a nice idea on paper but in practice it’s a shitshow. Anyone who doesn’t know better by now is either a retard or a wanna-be dictator.

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tcriv 3 points ago +3 / -0

Socialism sounds like a nice idea on paper but....

why does everyone say this?!

it sounds terrible on paper... and it sounded terrible to me when i was dumbass teenager

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +7 / -1

Great books!

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Prometheus76 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those Nikola Tesla notes turned out to be a goldmine for memes.

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SimplePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grab em by the time paradox

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CNN_is_ISIS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time traveling AbrahamLincoln!

Corroboration: Abe was in an episode of Star Trek, which was filmed over 100 years after his alleged death.

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Nogozone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love it! Put it on my Facebook with the 3D effect and it looks badass!

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

dun DUN dun

dun DUN dun

Oooo weeeee ooooooo...

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TimeTravelerTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks Tesla, thanks Uncle John!

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Baron = Young John.

Imagine being from the year 1900 and experiencing 2020. Maybe John went back in time, got himself, and brought his younger self to the future to help his nephew Donald.

Melania = Venus goddess

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you have not already seen this than your welcome in advance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2MkvWh7poY&feature=emb_logo

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Tendies4Patriots 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know, If I was from the future and had a time machine, I'd probably head back to the early 80s and just enjoy myself for a couple of decades before starting the real work.

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throwthesalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald Trump invented golf in Scotland, just sayin.

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AndrewLB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok... I can't take it anymore. This just got me to order a copy of "The Baron Trump Collection: Travels and Adventures of LIttle Baron Trump and his wonderful dog Bugler, Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey, and The Last President" by Ingersoll Lockwood. These books were written just over 120 years ago and are the basis of the Trump Time Travel Theory. The similarities of things in the book to current reality are just uncanny.

Apparently The Last President involves congress dissolving the presidency because the main character meddles in their greed and fights against the banks. And takes a direct approach against racism and corruption and becomes loved by the people even though he wasn't at first. Sounds like our GEOTUS!!!

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Golf Cart Time Machine... With a gopher instead of a squirrel!

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Supermatmike 2 points ago +2 / -0

When this baby hits 88 terms per presidency, you're gonna see some serious shit.

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Greg-2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOLFCART TIME MACHINE

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Bullet3250 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be a 50 cal on the roof - no?

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Mrtrumpismypresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone!!!!

Meme the President Trump picture (cut out the other people) grabbing the crystal ball (from his summit journey) saying I KNOW ALL

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meatballMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

where is the template for this?

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DragonNRG 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I see Sonic chasing rings in there too

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OrngeManBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where do they put the flux capacitor?

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeeeeeeeeeee!!! <3 MAGA2020

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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best use so far of this template.

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Free_Windir 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a video of Trump driving?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PERFECT! THIS IS GLORIOUS!

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BISMARCK_33 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm crying laughing my ass off thanks op

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHERE WE’RE GOING, WE WONT NEED ANY GOLF PATHS!