Obligatory “fuck off brits”. You fuckers ruined everything you couldn’t keep when you were an empire. Sucking India dry and then setting up national borders to ensure perpetual strife with neighboring regions. If I cannot have it, no one will. You threw off your noble leadership only to chicken out and drag another one back, happy to submit. Grow a fucking spine. All the ‘rejects’ left your country and formed the worlds greatest nation then 1776’d your ass. Our super frigates handed you your asses when you thought you were invincible. Nelson knew we would become a force to reckon with when he observed our ships leaving foreign ports, giant men made up of volunteers, not pressed drunkards into service. Just kidding, we will be your allies when you lose your country to the invaders. We stand with you ‘brits’, call us yanks, whatever we will fight with you brothers! Good day sir.
Hold my beer! What the fuck Israel I honestly do not understand your history. Why the fuck is the whole world against you people but you stare us in the face and say fuck you. We moved our embassy and you congratulate the kiddy skull fucker for his victory? I hate swastikas, they literally tried to extinct your asses and you are completely surrounded by hostiles, do you ever stop and think maybe it’s us? You are destined to become another Constantinople. Obama left you for the wolves, Trump extended his support and you spit in our faces. I wish I had nice things to say to reel this rant back in but I don’t. Just kidding, you are some brave motherfuckers and I love that all of your citizens have to serve. Fight the good fight.
Obligatory “fuck off brits”. You fuckers ruined everything you couldn’t keep when you were an empire. Sucking India dry and then setting up national borders to ensure perpetual strife with neighboring regions. If I cannot have it, no one will. You threw off your noble leadership only to chicken out and drag another one back, happy to submit. Grow a fucking spine. All the ‘rejects’ left your country and formed the worlds greatest nation then 1776’d your ass. Our super frigates handed you your asses when you thought you were invincible. Nelson knew we would become a force to reckon with when he observed our ships leaving foreign ports, giant men made up of volunteers, not pressed drunkards into service. Just kidding, we will be your allies when you lose your country to the invaders. We stand with you ‘brits’, call us yanks, whatever we will fight with you brothers! Good day sir.
Hold my beer! What the fuck Israel I honestly do not understand your history. Why the fuck is the whole world against you people but you stare us in the face and say fuck you. We moved our embassy and you congratulate the kiddy skull fucker for his victory? I hate swastikas, they literally tried to extinct your asses and you are completely surrounded by hostiles, do you ever stop and think maybe it’s us? You are destined to become another Constantinople. Obama left you for the wolves, Trump extended his support and you spit in our faces. I wish I had nice things to say to reel this rant back in but I don’t. Just kidding, you are some brave motherfuckers and I love that all of your citizens have to serve. Fight the good fight.