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AtomicShnoz 14 points ago +14 / -0

On the way pede! we'll bring the firepower, you provide the back bacon sandwiches and brewskis.

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catsfive [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

We have oil, lots and lots, pls, you to come save

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befehlistbefehl 10 points ago +10 / -0

We have oil

Looks like Operation Canadian Freedom is back on the menu boyz!

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flanders 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget water! And untapped mineral resources like iron, uranium, diamonds, gold, copper, aluminum!

Just please, M'Americans (tips freedora), please use ontario quebec and the maritimes to hold toxic waste or as landfills, they don't contribute anything and it wouldn't be much more noticeable.

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thekindlyman555 6 points ago +6 / -0

We already have a place that stores our toxic waste.

It's called Toronto.

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eclectiledysfunction 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're also storing the country's only NBA trophy, so I'd like to nominate Ottawa.

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thekindlyman555 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Toronto has already built the country's biggest garbage dump at the Air Canada Centre, where all the leaves go to rot.

Also having the only NBA trophy isn't saying much when you have the only NBA team in Canada, lol.

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oil? Bitch, you cooking???

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BigDick_Don45 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Canadian oil needs to be delivered some freedom ASAP!

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MagaGal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trudeau, who perhaps had Dominion on his side to get elected?

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gamadammit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hilariously Elections Canada ran a Twitter blitz saying they've never used them

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jackwerntz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, really, the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve does make it a matter of National Security for our country.

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kleindropper 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought that beta cuck PM already threatened the US with war over the election? LIBERATION INCOMING CANUCKS.

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the_golden_path 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope you wrapped the yellow cake in a special CIA napkin

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eclectiledysfunction 3 points ago +3 / -0

We've got it wrapped in some beaver pelts, will that work?

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Michael032817 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now we know how Canada was stolen.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

"surrender pronto, or we'll bomb Toronto"

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AngryAsian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah fam, now if you had oil...

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PushesDirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

O, they got oil, oil sand. . .

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chinese_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many Wet Mushy Dildos do you have in your basement?

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VaNTICAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today, I went to Tim Hortons to get a large coffee. The guy in line, in front of me, was talking about Dominion and Venezuela non stop. I was surprised and happy. 😊

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catsfive [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. It's so rare to find intelligence in a Tim Horton's.

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MediaTheTrueEnemy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't oppose incorporating Canada into the US. It's been a while since we last added territory.

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been a while since you DOUBLED in size :-)

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

As soon as your clown ass PM was elected I called BULLCHIT, didnt know how but I knew they cheated and stole that election. Not even Canada is that cuked

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iamherefortheluls 2 points ago +2 / -0

are they lying here? https://thepostmillennial.com/elections-canada-makes-it-clear-that-their-agency-does-not-use-dominion

Because over last week i've been hearing all over that Canada has been using Dominion for decades. But ElectionsCanada saying that.... if its not true, anyone of the thousands of people participating in election counts could whistleblow on the lie. So it seems like a really stupid thing to lie about.

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catsfive [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe it was SMARTMATIC instead

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iamherefortheluls 2 points ago +2 / -0

they are alleging it's paper only and hand counted with observers.

granted, now that i've seen how easy it is to stuff the process with partisan observers, that doesn't mean much to me.

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Fecal_Fetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Canadian WMDs are y'all's social gender policies

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iamherefortheluls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on, man. Don't tell me you've never scrutinized your State government and concluded 'What this here is lacking, is a Department of Women's Issues, like they have over in Canada. I hear the return for the taxpayer on every dollar spent is just amazing on those.'

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Women%27s_Issues)

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catsfive [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

We can launch a C-16 and target it to any university campus to within 40 meters

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha

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jtt888 1 point ago +2 / -1

There's a problem unfortunately. Unlike Iraq, Canadians already suck big world government dick, so deep state has nothing to attack.

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha good point! Come out against using the petro dollar!!

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catsfive [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

AHEM, sir. Check my post karma :)

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Chick-fill-eh 0 points ago +1 / -1

In like this. Subjugate Canada, tax the shit out of them, and cancel income tax for American citizens. Daddy wants an empire!