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chronistus 96 points ago +96 / -0

inner toobins for the left.

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WU_HAN_FRU 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hope this is what she meant, and I hope they use it.

The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs from the thoroughly indoctrinated and ridiculous UT "community" will be epic.

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QSWO1 6 points ago +6 / -0

University of Texas has retreated to their safe space.

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acasper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tennessee

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QSWO1 5 points ago +6 / -1

Same thing.

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ackchually, all my exes live in Texas, which is why I reside in Tennessee.

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Um jelly. This state is not big enough. She was special.

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soros and his investment minion, Loeb, bought in big to Kraken's now-parent company, Palentir, just about a week ago.

Now they suddenly both want out, after the stock price suddenly skyrocketed.

Meanwhile, it has come out that the supposedly "decomissioned" Kraken has been in charge of contact tracing every kung flu case in America.

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Polks_Corps 9 points ago +12 / -3

Not sure what is scarier that thing existing in my state or the rednecks running it.

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quigonkenny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oak Ridge, so it's probably nuclear research related.

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bitchlasagna 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll heat an out door stadium event I bet.

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nakedjay 9 points ago +9 / -0

#METOOBIN

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NOT_ADMIN 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm old, I know LOL, what is KEK?

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CommietownUSA 14 points ago +15 / -1

Kek is just another way of saying lol. I think it comes from a video game if I’m not mistaken.

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You_Aint_Black 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought it was just a typo that anons picked up on and turned into a meme

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Elemenohpede 13 points ago +13 / -0

When a faction in Warcraft types lol the other faction sees kek

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WillHammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or Bur depending on faction.

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stellamonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

praise Kek.

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PowerWordKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dooood.

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WinMoreReeLess 6 points ago +6 / -0

In World of Warcraft the two player factions horde and alliance can't talk to each other in game. There is a text garbler the mixes things up. When a horde player types lol the alliance player sees kek.

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DrCowboyPresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

It can be, just look at a keyboard. Was also used for lol in Wow because of the way it translated horde speak.

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MadMaxUSMC 0 points ago +2 / -2

No bro, it was alliance speak...Filthy Ally!

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WillHammer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alliance translated lol to bur for horde.

Horde translated lol to kek for alliance.

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MadMaxUSMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right. I completely forgot about it. LOL thank you!

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disMAGAcountry 1 point ago +3 / -2

Alliance scum downvoted you.

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twice!!!

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MAGA_KAG_2020 5 points ago +10 / -5

Kek I believe comes from koreas version of hehehe which was kekeke, which then was shortened to kek as a rip off of lol. Then kek was found to be an ancient egyption god of chaos and now is used in place of LOL or to comment on the nature of kek the god of chaos.

Hope that helps.

Edit: Why the downvote ? It's true. KEK!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kek

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You_Aint_Black 1 point ago +3 / -2

Koreans type “kkk” for laughter, it comes from the sound 크크크 which is shortened to ㅋㅋㅋ for brevity. I don’t think this is the source for “kek,” but now that you mention it I may just start using “kkk” instead of “lol.”

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Gilliais 4 points ago +5 / -1

I’d advise against using kkk for that unless you’re a fan of Senator Byrd. You might inadvertently summon his spirit.

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LegacyOfWinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously joking idk why dowm votes

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You_Aint_Black 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because some people are kinda dumb.

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DrWrD -2 points ago +1 / -3

I’ve 100% seen Jaedong type Kek with loads of other Korean broodwar/Starcraft players sooooo kek off

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CommietownUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, idk about the Q thing.

I know that in World of Warcraft the horde and alliance speak diff languages. So in game hello from an alliance human would look like gibberish to a horde player and vice versa. I remember when I played WOTLK that some people figured out that if a horde player said “kek” it would equal lol for alliance players. So I always thought the kek thing meant lol.

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SCP0073 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. Kek is lol in Korean I believe. Also the name of the Egyptian god of chaos. Who is a frog, btw.

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Not_reddit_username 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you want the deep dive history on KEK: HERE

(Parts one and two also worth reading)

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Hugh_G_Rection 8 points ago +8 / -0

☝️ THIS is what people need to read.

I mean, how many newbs do we have here?? If you served in the meme war of '16, you are a Pede and know damn well what Kek is all about.

Rare Pepe's!!

Praise Kek!

Shadilay!!

Get that guy a coat.

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Hugh_G_Rection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out

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wolfygirl2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Egyptian god of chaos 🐸

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PowerWordKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally someone gets it!

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stellamonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

praise Kek!!!!

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Nat_Libertarian 1 point ago +6 / -5

It's a sort of 4chan, right-wing counterculture version of "lol" associated with Pepe

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sunwood 11 points ago +12 / -1

It actually comes from World of Warcraft: when a Horde character says lol an Alliance character sees kek and vice versa.

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sunwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, what I meant to say is that if you say kek as an alliance a hordie would see lol.

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PowerWordKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I disapprove of this comment.

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wendysspicynuggets 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can someone explain this to me? I smoothbrain

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Nat_Libertarian 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's the New Yorker and CNN guy who started jacking it on a zoom call.

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Polks_Corps 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you see the hoes on that call no wonder he was jerking it

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

well lay off the spicy nugs

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uzi5v2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Could that be how they got them? An intercepted Zoom meeting?

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

whooosh

It's a Jeffrey Toobin joke...

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NoMoJoe2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

This would be incredible. Dems lock themselves up and have to communicate through Zoom. Trump has been monitoring them through the EO. Lets them set their own trap

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VetforTrump2 4 points ago +4 / -0

He did not release the Kraken, he released the Gurkin.

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redinmn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I so needed to laugh like I am right now.

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Burmeister 3 points ago +3 / -0

lmao but that wasn't a kraken more like a little worm!

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ifififififokiedokie 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAT IS THIS REFERENCING PEDES IM AT WORK TAKING A SHIT I HAVENT GOT MUCH TIME

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rubberkidney 3 points ago +3 / -0

cnn zoom masturbator.

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ifififififokiedokie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait what

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

the cnn guy jeffrey tobin who was on a cnn zoom call with others thought he was off camera and released his kraken.

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ifififififokiedokie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit video?!

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TheHonestLion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Post it notes...or just tape paper over the cam.

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Boldwithoutthebull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Release the Kraken?.. more like release the shrimp (50-60)

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a curious person so my dad and I were talking about Adams last night. We decided he can say what he wants because he doesn't need to pander to the left to maintain employment like many Hollywood types. I said that being a very popular and clever cartoonist, I'm sure he's made plenty enough to relax and not worry.
Just looked today and read that his net worth is $80 million according to one quick article. Imagining give or take a few, he's probably doing just fine.

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SanFranShitty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adams has what’s known as “Fuck You Money”

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ReaganRevolution 2 points ago +3 / -1

Toobin be tuggin

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PlateCarrier84 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like a guppy for Toobins

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iouybiy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fukkintooooobin

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DemsSuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zoom zoom zoom

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tap40 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bad Jeffrey...

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WopNine17plus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Toobin's case; the mini kraken

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

vienna kraken

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T__X 2 points ago +2 / -0

*snort

Nice example of guerrilla messaging.

A practitioner of persuasion planting hybrid meme seeds.

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pro tip: The camera is never off, just as a gun is never unloaded.

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bahahahahahahqhqh!

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smartass 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor Two-Inch Toobin, lol

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Scrub_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hear Zoom is going to rename it Toom

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why a Toobin joke, a month later, with no context?

Somewhat odd.

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quigonkenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about if you're on a Zoom call (don't use Zoom anyway, unless you want Xi in on the call) you don't release the Kraken at all. Maybe leave the call and go into the bathroom first.

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Rreidy8286 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man is he auditioning for the riddler part in batman? Kek

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swimmingguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

LET'S GO!

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Tookens 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he is using the Kraken as a metaphor.

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Yakhechos 1 point ago +1 / -0

(Cries in Jeffrey Toobin)

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202020242028 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, that’s not tears!

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Aaron_maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can laugh at this but I bet everyone of you were toob’n it with your phone powered on and nearby with it’s ever watchful eye. Your mom is going to receive a video of you pounding it out when the NSA decides to send it out to silence you. Yeah now you cannot unread this. That’s right, hide your phone under the pillow before you start toob’n it. I live in your head now, free real estate dot com. Don’t cry.

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NebDakFly2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. I usually yell "Release the Kraken" just before I rip a big one. This allows my family just enough time to clear the room! Ye has been warned.

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freedom2520 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't release the toob

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Michael032817 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the Toobin reference. I see what ya did there :)

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AT_Finn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has somebody been Toobin'?

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vienna sausage in lubin toobin's case.

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202020242028 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Releasing the kracken, on a Zoom call

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Fecal_Fetus 0 points ago +1 / -1

The kraken or the krappen?

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Thingthing22 -2 points ago +1 / -3

So now they're making fun of the Kraken comment? Is this walking it back? What the fuck!