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sully 111 points ago +111 / -0

When your autocorrect puts "healthy" instead of "hefty"

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Isaiah53 34 points ago +35 / -1

You mean diabetes.

This virus replicates through the glycogen pathway. Insulin-resistant people are screwed.

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Isaiah53 7 points ago +8 / -1

According to researchers/infectious disease experts, yes.

Many outwardly thin people have undiagnosed insulin resistance.

A keto diet fixes this. It can also cure type 2 diabetes.

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Isaiah53 4 points ago +4 / -0

One other note:

Your wife might want to consider staying on keto for life.

Research has now started to call Alzheimer's, "Type 3 Diabetes". The plaque is the result of the brain trying to protect itself, not the cause of Alzheimer's disease.

If she has issues now with glycogen metabolism, it only gets worse with age.

Keto for the long-term win!

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Patriot_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I lost 40 lbs from 205 to 165 at 6' by going keto/carnivore and a bit of fasting in 7 months. I was actually wondering where I could go to get covid and have covid parties like chicken pox parties lol just to prove immunity is greater than this flu

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is she type 1 or type 2?

Type 1 is a genetic issue.

Type 2 can be brought under control by strictly limited carb intake (like a keto diet), which forces the body to run off of ketones. This, in turn, allows the body to back down from insulin-resiatance.

For those already diagnosed with type 2, this healing process can take up to a year.

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Daemoness 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband lost over 50 lbs, after being diagnosed with type II. Thankfully his pancreas still work, and he has been pulled off all diabetes meds as his blood sugar levels without it are within a normal range. Very low carb diet did it.

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many women get gestational diabetes.

Keto, combined with intermittent fasting and exercise should sort her blood sugar right out in a few months.

The fasting is daily, where she eats 2 keto meals in an 8-hour window. Then the kitchen is closed to her for the other 16 hours each day. For instance, most people stop eating at 8pm and then have their first meal at noon the next day. Black coffee and herbal teas are allowed in the morning.

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Isaiah53 0 points ago +1 / -1

True...but she is a new mom, and her body needs nutritional inputs right now to heal.

Green juicing would be great for her, especially if she includes supplements like Moringa powder, ginger, a handful of blueberries, mct oil, and fistfuls of baby greens and sprouts.

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Patriot_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love to see this explained. Would give me good reason to push for more carnivore lifestyle for all the lazy fat ignorant vegans out there.

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Isaiah53 3 points ago +3 / -0

The simplified version:

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-blood-sugar-can-trigger-a-deadly-immune-response-in-the-flu-and-possibly-covid-191/

In reality, the glucose pathway is used by the virus on several levels/stages.

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

One third of all chyna flu deaths are diabetics:

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S259009862030035X

(Again, a not-too-jargony article, so non-meds can understand.)

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TheUpsetter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bruh. Savage.

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kudupoo 49 points ago +49 / -0

Did he chew the blackberry gum at Wonka's?

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hectorspector 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought it was blueberry gum.

Oh, wait, never mind.

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WhiteLash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bravo! Made me lol.

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TEXinLA 45 points ago +45 / -0

Born prematurely at 25 weeks.

Type 1 diabetic.

Moderately autistic.

Yup.

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CleanYourRoom 7 points ago +7 / -0

diabetic but it looks like he had a good handel on it

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eclectiledysfunction 7 points ago +7 / -0

A love handle maybe

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ajm144k 7 points ago +7 / -0

as far as CNN viewers go, this is healthy as fuck.

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cybertygerfire88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anything that causes poor health is COVID. All the networks will tell you.

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blogbusserb 40 points ago +40 / -0

Dindeat Nuffin!

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Daemoness 32 points ago +32 / -0

Has obesity been so normalized that a reporter , an editor , and a proofreader, who knows who all else, never saw a problem with that text in conjunction with that picture?

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Inevitable-Grape 25 points ago +25 / -0

LOL. Do these people not realize we have working eyes?

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TheKeagleciser 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its racist to notice things, bigot.

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Desktop 15 points ago +16 / -1

If CNN tells you it's raining outside you better go to the window and have a look for yourself. 10 times out of 10 the sky is clear and the sun is shining.

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Brynjolf-of-Riften 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sound of raindrops is actually alcohol from their molotov cocktails dripping as they arc towards the nearest business that didn't grovel enough.

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rimper 13 points ago +13 / -0

'Mostly healthy diabetes-fest'.

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MAGA_4EVER 10 points ago +10 / -0

First, you have to understand that the retards believe being fat is not a health issue.

And THEN you can understand that this is why they believe c-19 is so horrible! Because it even kills the healthy(read fat people)!

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SantaFe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Read the fine print. Updated June 19, 2020. desparate propaganda.

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Superfan2025 9 points ago +10 / -1

Looks like a picture of health.

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duallyford 7 points ago +7 / -0

He is in perfect shape. After all, ROUND IS A SHAPE.

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Cyphr 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is also a very popular shape in nature... for planets. This guy looks like he had his very own gravitational field...

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20XX 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Healthy" you say? Did he die of covid related heart attack?

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Mr_Man 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was only three donuts away from a heart attack.

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Geotus_Potus 4 points ago +4 / -0

“HEALTHY? I know what healthy is.” [pours gravy on everything]

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Fecal_Fetus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right... It definitely wasn't the pizza, french fries, and soda.

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OutcastSeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, waycism is a pubwic health crwysis everybody

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lanevorocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Healthy Morbidly Obese" ... you have to admire the lefty ability to be completely irrational

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Count_Dyscalculia 2 points ago +2 / -0

hey Hey HEEYY!!!!!

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Cosby has entered the chat

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Count_Dyscalculia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Red Rover Red Rover Send Covid on over....

Oh Shit! Russel's Dead

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Chompz 2 points ago +2 / -0

His guardian angel got tired of lugging him around.

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Michael032817 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit my co workers just asked what was so funny. Yeah I laughed that hard.

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AppalachianTactical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey hey healthy

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s the term for being fatter than obese? Isn’t obese like 20-50 lbs overweight ?? So what’s the name for greater than obese? Because that’s what this poor kid was ..like many of us Americans. It’s not good Pedes..

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Daemoness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Morbidly obese BMI 40+ , then supermorbidly obese, think that starts at BMI 60. I have read about people witha BMI in triple digits !

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NancysMinge 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIP everyone

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eplettner 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's he weigh 300 pounds probably has diabetes to, but dieing WITH Covid so.... 🤡🌍

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eplettner 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHHA, I just guessed about the diabetes part, then read the article. OMG so predictable.

People have to want to believe this shit to be duped by it

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Cloudrdr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, wait. Wait...

He took precautions.

Ipso facto: PRECAUTIONS ARE POINTLESS.

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libtards_r_stoopid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear God, he's a walking co-morbidity.

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Saltydog638 1 point ago +1 / -0

All we need to do is redefine 'healthy' - progressives.

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clbrto 1 point ago +1 / -0

everyone dies one day, let's let God determine the day

also, I like how one of Biden's advisers wants to bump off everyone over 75

CreepySleepy is 77

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everythingsadream 1 point ago +1 / -0

The memes wrote themselves. Amazing

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Destroy_WithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Choking on a pizza crust is listed as a COVID death

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current_horror 1 point ago +1 / -0

If racism is a health emergency in this country, what the hell is obesity?

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, he had several other comorbidities that got him and he just tested positive like Elon Musk did with the fake test

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libtards_r_stoopid 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤡🌎

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oshead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Morbidly Obese. The clue is in the first word.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel bad laughing when this kid is dead, but....

kek.

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Lickingmusic 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later”

  • Mrs Gloop
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MissoulaWes1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

He DinnitEATnuffin!

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor buddy. Jussa Chonk fella.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Healthy now meaning you aren't confined to a mobility device.

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AngryAsian 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's crazy how the fake news constantly tries to normalize obesity in the US! It's like, oh, a case of the flu killed a healthy teen...oh wait, he was 300 pounds and was slamming monster energy drink for 3 days straight trying to get perfect on his world of warcraft raid!

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Bigpoppatrump420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol childhood obesity lol