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richmomz 121 points ago +121 / -0

EAT SHIT JOHN BOLTON!

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MegoThor 48 points ago +49 / -1

SMEAR IT IN YOUR MUSTACHE, WAR-WALRUS!

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 25 points ago +25 / -0

CRAM IT UP YOUR CRAMHOLE LAFLEUR!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 13 points ago +13 / -0

Patches: Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

LaFleur: Probably not.

Patches: No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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ImCooCooForCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been thinking about this movie for about a week now... I guess I have to watch it now.

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ILickStones-InFours 7 points ago +7 / -0

UP YOUR ASS MATTIS!